A TOAST

[bingolong]

billyb0y,
I heard it on a CD called "I Ain't Lied Yet" (as a matter of fact after he makes the toast that I posted that's exactly what he says)
He had a whole bunch of these kind of toasts that to me weren't really your typical toasts but I good set-up for his quick little quips.

[Anditsdeeptoo]

bingolong,

One of the funniest Redd Foxx bits

"Oh George lets not park here"
"Oh George lets not park"
"Oh George lets not"
"Oh George lets!"
"Oh George"
"Oh!!"

[billyb0y]

Anditsdeeptoo,



:p :p :p
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[Anditsdeeptoo]

Anditsdeeptoo,

Antother one,

"A white missionary was in an african village and one day the chief called him in concerned. "We find white baby, you only white man for 22,000 miles." The missionary, rroubled, took the chief to the window and pointed out, "You see those sheep over there, one of them is black, now I don't know where albinos come from but..." right then the chief interrupted "Ok, you don't tell on me, I no tell on you!!!!"

[bingolong]

billyb0y & Anditsdeeptoo,
I know I can't do Redds humor any justice but the one I like alot is about the sandwiches:

A young teenage couple where at the drive-in movie and they saw that the next car was shaking up and down.The girl asked her boyfriend what the people in the next car were doing.

"Oh they are just [/i]making sandwiches[/i].Do you want me to show you how?"
So the couple started [/i]making sandwiches [/i] in the backseat of the car.

So the young lady got home late from the movies and her father was at the door waiting for her and he was very upset.
"Don't worry dad we were out [/i]making sandwiches [/i]," the girl said.
The father replied,"Oh is that why you have [/i]mayonaise[/i] running down your leg!!!!"

[billyb0y]

bingolong,
Hey let's pick on the Polish