gpholms,
my mom has her picture on the stamp? hah... your mom is just LIKE a stamp... you lick her, and send her away.
and at least when my mom goes to the .99 cent store... they dont have to give her a discount.
oh, by the way... tell your fat bitch mom that you should rename your cat "beaver" after she stepped on the little bastards tail.
much love!
gareth
p.s.
how you gonna call my shit weak, when you busted out the "cordless phone" joke. i remember crackin that on people in 7th grade. hahahaha - old old old! even jesus was like "god damn gpholms... thats a mother fuckin old ass joke. my moms busted that on the wisemen and shit..."