Farting.

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:38 am

JTF,
How about a philly cheese steak from "Crap in a box"

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:28 am

hellifiknow & JTF,

Our version of White Castle is Krystals....same size burger same efect on your belly!!!!

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:12 pm

bingolong,JTF, et all,

8th grade algebra , I went to a junior high school that had classrooms called [/i]OPEN SPACE [/i],no walls , just partisions about 5 feet high separating the classroom areas.
So I'm sitting in class and I feel a fart being loaded in the ready chamber, and I think I can sneak it out and go on with my day , but a major miscalculation had occured.
During a quiet moment ,with everyone looking down at there desks ,I let out a fart that sounded like an Cox Airplane! A Classic Ripper !! An everyone looked up , and commented , and the kids closest moved away, It wasn't a stink bomb,but it was the LOUDEST fart I ever launched , In front of practically strangers / but kids you see every day, I was really embarrassed ,then the teacher came over to the front of my row, to make it even worse ,partly because of the disruption caused.So I ask Her if I can leave and go the the Boys Room , and she says , "I think you better " .

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:23 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:06 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Cox Airplane Fart

Do they even still make those things?

That really hit the funny bone last night because I can still hear the sound of my "miss america"(?) brapping itself to life combined with the memory of the look on my cousins face right before impact when he realized he should have stepped back just a little farther.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:42 pm

hellifiknow,JTF ,Bingolong ,

I got a buddy that is so proud one of his farts actually made somebody throw up !
After an all nighter back in our youth , having emptied our weekly keg of beer on a friday night. Some of the guys in the hood were helping another move. So hungover and running on the pizza, nachos, and beer from the night before, Kenny is loading the truck with others .He brings a piece of furniture in the Moving Truck and while inside he{would say later}" He laid a bomb that was so harsh it hurt!!" And for him that was bad!! So the next guy loading a piece into the truck was Jimmy , and he puts a piece all the way in ,..and He's as hungover as everyone else,...so HE gets exposed to the GAS ....then he makes it back to the doorway of the truck
stands over the backbumper .... is gagging and urping , then spil - lash his cookies . Kenny feels like that is the Grand Salomi of Farts ..

Post by **JTF** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:14 pm

bcddjjsc690,

So you had a cox up the tailpipe?

I was at work one night, alone. I let one go that was like a sudden bomb went off on my backside. I actually said to myself "Damn that was good. I wonder if my drawers now got a hole in them!"

When I got home I changed clothes, and I'll be damned if they weren't ripped all over the lower arse! I blew my drawers apart!!

Post by **Mister Gee** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:59 pm

JTF,

How are you gonna expect me to believe that? Are you sure that hole wasn't there from before? I've never heard in my life of someone ripping their underwear. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that a few well-placed farts helped you to win a speed skating contest!!

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:23 am

Mister Gee,

JTF is a big guy.

It's possible.

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:26 am

Visitor,
A friend was going to light a fart and he was wearing underwear made out of nylon, rayon, something that wasn't cotton and it took him a bit to produce so whatever those shorts were made of got hotter than hell in the mean time.

My 5yo loves those hot cheetos but the next day sucks for him, one time he asked mom to blow on his butt.