Pills and booze and powders!

[Murphdogg]

tis2flyyy, I was running a buck wild comedy show-bikini contest about a year ago..and a guy in the front row looked like he went to sleep while I was on stage..so I had a wireless mic and went over and started messing with him..acting like he was giving a bj and stuff like that talking shit..everyone was cracking up...well I was messing with him for a few mins..he didn't wake up...turns out he had od'd on X. The paramedics had to be called in..needless to say I felt kind of bad messing with a guy who had od'd like that..not sure if he lived or died.

[hellifiknow]

walrusjk,

we used to hang out in this bar that white people did not go to, it was rough and rowdy and fun as hell...the owner would let us do shots or slam beers and then throw the glasses or bottles at the wall and stuff like that, one night they was having a wet t-shirt contest and my buddy and roommate Steve was hammered and decided he was in love with third place...I could have gave a shit less because I was shooting pool and not paying any attention as usual, besides Steves nickname was rabbit so my pool game was going to last longer than his love and I knew he'd be back at the bar shortly...my spanish sucks and the guys at the bar started telling me something like "you can't let your friend do that" so we got another guy and what it translated to was Steve was leaving with a dude who had somehow managed to win third place in a wet t-shirt contest. I got to them while she was pouring Steve into the car and sure as shit it was a guy dressed like a woman but I couldn't convince Steve otherwise and he even wanted to fight me saying I was just trying to get her for myself...now at that point I said fuck it, let him find out the hard way but nobody at the bar would let up so I had to rescue him, I begged, pleaded, offered to buy him some pussy and I finally had to ask him if he thought I'd ever hit a woman and he said no but before I could the thing went ballistic, it was threatening to kick my ass and all kinds of stuff...my wasted friend was standing there with the most amazed look on his face but he finally realized I wasn't trying to steal his "woman" so we went back in the bar and got drunk.

[walrusjk]

I have a buddy who has always struggled with booze and later pills. This guy looks like Magnum PI. Very smart and funny too. A really cool guy but a little troubled. He's getting help for the pills as we speak. During his booze days about 20 years ago he got drunk and rolled his car on an abandoned road. Somebody (a stranger) got him out and deposited him on his door step before the cops came. Turns out his neck was broke and his room-mate called the paramedics. Long story short he's in a halo brace a few days later with me visiting him. He's living at his Dad's house for the recovery. He asks me to smuggle him a bottle of Jack after a few weeks. I do and we have a drink and I leave it for him. A few days later I find out he tried to unscrew the bolts in a drunkin haze after I left and has to get rushed back to the hospital. Needless to say I wasn't too popular with his Dad...

[Murphdogg]

hellifiknow, LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

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hellifiknow,

that is fucked up but , you rescued him ,he should have been real thankful .

it's funny , he was ready for action till he saw things gettin' violent...

I had a friend in a bar almost get into an altercation , with a guy that had his gay meter turned way past high ...
He wore his hair really long , and had been mistaken a for a woman earlier that evening ,

He was so gay , and my friend is funny as hell usually , but was ready when this "guy " said something unpleasent to her. Anyway chairs were rustled and words exchanged ,
then we pulled her away , and tried to call her down,

She says to us with a real serious look on her face ..

I don't give a shit ..I'll kick the shit out of IT ! "

Man we laughed hard on that , she was pissed off .