Taste the Rainbow!

Post by **hellifiknow** » Wed May 03, 2006 5:24 am

JTF,

I remember someone saying they was experienced with that, it must happen more often than they like to admit because hospitals get them all the time. Or are you saying Mr.Longs got a fetish?

I wonder if anybody has ever got a string caught between their teeth...imagine that following your nose out.

Momof5,
ok thats just wrong...we was having a nice normal guys conversation and you start trying to turn us on with the curling iron up the ass stories. no showers today lady.

so do you think his boyfriend liked the change? can't shit out the old poop hole no more...maybe he got to be there and ask the doctor to add a stitch or two, you know tighten things up a bit.

Post by **Momof5** » Wed May 03, 2006 5:40 am

hellifiknow,

Sorry to rain on ya'lls stories.. How about this one though. I have an ex who I caught putting a squiggly pen (the writing pens that vibrate) up his ass while jackin off.. Ok well he's actually the father of my oldest son. So this summer I am sending my son there with a squiggley pen as a reminder that he is a lame dumbass. Little back ground on this man. He is very racist.. Actually stupid enough to yell at black people out his window to go back to africa and shit. He still act racist and tries to put his veiws on my son. But I saw this MF getting up the ass from the biggest, blackest, gayest man in the town. Who was a friend of mine. So if my son ever tries to emulate his father. I 'm gonna have a good ole sit down with him and tell my son how his daddy likes mandingo. Is that so wrong? Wanting your kids to not be prejudice?

Post by **Visitor** » Wed May 03, 2006 5:43 am

You all are some sick motherfuckers!

Post by **hellifiknow** » Wed May 03, 2006 5:56 am

Momof5,

is that the same one that seen the two gentlemen trading popsickles in the mens room at Macys? Do you have to send him there this summer?

I don't think thats really racist though more like a closet queer thats always acting macho and straight and hacking on fa...OH MY GOD!

just kidding, couldn't do it huh uh no way thank you now get back.

and your sexy comments might not send me to the bathroom today but your avatar will...good ventilation.

Post by **Momof5** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:01 am

hellifiknow,

Yeah he has to go there every summer, I have to send him even though the asshole doesn't pay his child support. From now on no more nassy stories from me.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:16 am

Momof5,

reading your problems with your ex , he seems more like
a hypocrit than anything ,( which = liar )

teach your child the truth, that's the best weapon against the abnormalties they may run into in life..
and in helping deal with other people's racism ,

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:22 am

hellifiknow,
If you have ever known someone that worked in the E R , the list of objects pulled or needed to be removed from a mans ass is endless...

and if listed here would start a pretty involved thread ...

my list starts and ends with 1/2 a pinkie , she said it would complement her oral skills ...

Hellifiiknow , the string story gets 4 EEEEwwwwws !!!
the tampon / sex / stanking story gets 5

Post by **Visitor** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:31 am

bcddjjsc690,

Well...there's http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/atta ... tching.wav - this'

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:43 am

astonmous ,
I forwared that around to my click , back on easter ,

I titled it " lammy winks ' in reference to a south park episode we all hold dear to our hearts.

Post by **Momof5** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:37 am

bcddjjsc690,

He's a hypocrit among other things. But I won't keep going on that.. Playin with fire when you start male bashing in a mens room... know what I mean? Please don't hurt me