I have returned to claim the pyramids

Post by **Visitor** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:55 pm

tamra,

He works for NASA.

JTF

Post by **Murphdogg** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:13 pm

JTF,
don't forget this one..what I say is "I have a gig tonight" what they hear is "I Will be having unprotected sex with every dirty whore I run into and we'll be bringing a variety of diseases into bed with you when I get back home"

Post by **tamra** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:22 am

Murphdogg,

OMG that's what I hear when my bf says he's going DJ or reporting to military training. I don't care if I hear his Sgt. in the background. I know something foul is going down.

I can just feel it!

Post by **JTF** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:11 am

Murphdogg,

True, but she obviously got the idea due to her being one of the dirty whores you had unprotected sex with after a show.

Post by **tamra** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:03 am

JTF,

see, now I knew we weren't hearing wrong.

Post by **Appaloosa** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:57 am

hellifiknow,
i might use less than half my brain

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:15 am

JTF,

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:28 pm

Appaloosa,
me too but the hardest thing I have to accomplish each day is getting the gin to tonic ratio correct. ;p

Post by **Appaloosa** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:51 pm

hellifiknow,
oh yeah ...my freinds dad used to drink scotch whiksey an we musta mixed it with everything under the sun an found that water is about the only thing that goes with it...