okay I made this one up

[Gareth]

bingolong,

talkin bout nicole kidman and tans? shit... when your fat ass moms goes to the beach, shes the ONLY one who gets a tan. dont forget it.


gareth

[Gareth]

gpholms,

shiyet... your mama with her big ass head makin all this noise...

your mama's head is so big... she dont have dreams, she has motion pictures.

and im still pissed at her man. her house is so dirty... the last time i was there, the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE. hahahaha

gareth

[gpholms]

Gareth,
your momma house is so dirty the cacaroaches got ringworm!

Their are some big motafuckers tooo. Just earlier when your momma Was giving me head I seen one that had on a shaq jersey.And i knew he was an old motherfucker, cause it was a throw back jersey!

[Gareth]

gpholms,

HAHAHA!

thats funny man... even the roaches in your mamas house are so poor, they be robbin other roaches and shit for their jerseys.

but you know what i heard today man? i heard that bitch was so old... that she only has dreams in black and white!

and tell her ass to stop wearin those tight pants. everytime the bitch farts, its commin out at her ankles.


oh yeah... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE fucker. lol


gareth

[gpholms]

Gareth,
That was funny fucker it was almost as funny as your mommas
face when she found out she gave Magic Johnson HIV form those ecasty pills.

And old your momma so old she got her first d.u.i. on a
charriot! Her and the horse had to take AAA classes.

I would say something about her tight ass clothes but I havent seen her in clothes!

[Gareth]

gpholms,

joke number 1... didnt make any sense sparky.

joke number 2... i think you mean "AA" classes.

joke number 3... thats aight... lol.


but lets talk honestly for a second here. i seen your mama, and she is bald as fuck.

in fact... your mama's hair is so short... she has to roll it with rice.

i seen her bald ass the other day wearin a turtle neck... that bitch looked like a busted condom


oh yeah.... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

gareth

[Inkblot]

Alright everybody...

Yo momma's asshole so ripe turds won't even go near it.

Yo daddy's so poor he pimps his own ass out instead of your mom's because he's the only one who was dumb enough to fuck her in the first place.

Yo momma's pussy so rotten that when she farts everybody gathers around her asshole for a breath of fresh air.

Yo momma so stupid that when she gave birth and took a shit at the same time she flushed you down the toilet and saved the turd.

Yo momma so stingy she picks your after school snacks out of the litter box.

Yo momma's so stupid that when Gareth, Bingolong, gpholms and Robbie showed up naked on her doorstep requesting her to take part in a gang-bang she said she'd drive the get-away car but refused to shoot at anybody.

Yo momma's pussy and butthole so funky that when Gareth, Bingolong, gpholms and Robbie finally did get her naked they decided on a friendly game of Russian Roulette instead, with all chambers loaded.

Inkblot

[bingolong]

Inkblot,
hehehehehehehe!!

[Gareth]

bingolong,

shut up bingo... your mama so fat, she was on jerry springer, and maury povich at the same time.


gareth

[Jennifer]

Gareth,
Good one Gareth-the last one-otherwise I don't get the whole asshole obsession!