Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:44 am
BeenThere,
Works for me.
VR
Works for me.
VR
I sure hope TWIC doesn't read that.
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Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:10 am
veryrude,
I sure hope TWIC doesn't read that.
I sure hope TWIC doesn't read that.
Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:27 am
Jermane S,
Yo momma so fat, she's on a seafood diet. Whatever food she "sees", she eats!
Yo momma so fat, she has to use a train track for a belt.
Yo Momma so fat, she cant wear "X" jackets 'cause helicopters keep landin' on her back.
Yo Momma so fat, she needs hula hoops to keep her socks up.
Yo Momma so fat, she needs to wear a watch on both arms cause she covers two time zones.
Yo Momma so fat, she went to 7-Eleven and didn't come out till 12:15.
Yo Momma so fat, she had to go through the turnstile twice.
Yo Momma so fat when she dances, the band skips.
Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, its a forklift.
Yo Momma so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a Welcome-Back Party.
Yo Momma so stupid, she wouldn't get on a greyhound bus cause she's allergic to dogs.
Yo Momma so stupid, she though MC Hammer was an irish construction worker.
Yo Momma so stupid, she invited three friends over for foreplay.
And the laughter still insues.
Yo momma so fat, she's on a seafood diet. Whatever food she "sees", she eats!
Yo momma so fat, she has to use a train track for a belt.
Yo Momma so fat, she cant wear "X" jackets 'cause helicopters keep landin' on her back.
Yo Momma so fat, she needs hula hoops to keep her socks up.
Yo Momma so fat, she needs to wear a watch on both arms cause she covers two time zones.
Yo Momma so fat, she went to 7-Eleven and didn't come out till 12:15.
Yo Momma so fat, she had to go through the turnstile twice.
Yo Momma so fat when she dances, the band skips.
Yo Momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, its a forklift.
Yo Momma so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a Welcome-Back Party.
Yo Momma so stupid, she wouldn't get on a greyhound bus cause she's allergic to dogs.
Yo Momma so stupid, she though MC Hammer was an irish construction worker.
Yo Momma so stupid, she invited three friends over for foreplay.
And the laughter still insues.
Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:33 am
BeenThere,
YO MOMMA'S breath smells so bad when she opens her mouth and talks:
EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S TALKIN SHIT!
YO MOMMA'S breath smells so bad when she opens her mouth and talks:
EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S TALKIN SHIT!
Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:50 am
BeenThere,
Your moma so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a pap test
Your moma so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a pap test
Re: YO MOMMA
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:24 am
Yo MOMMA is so unseemly...
How unseemly IS she?!
She's so unseemly, her misshapen visage resembles some such ghastly THING or another! Har! Har! Oh ribbons and twine! What a PLUMB I am! Quite clever, that.
How unseemly IS she?!
She's so unseemly, her misshapen visage resembles some such ghastly THING or another! Har! Har! Oh ribbons and twine! What a PLUMB I am! Quite clever, that.