What quotes or lines from movies tweaked your melon? Why?

[hellifiknow]

today I arrived late at the intersection where my wife and another lady work as crossing guards, as they were walking away I said "hey, get your ass back there and stop the traffic" and my wifes co-worker said.."if you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball"...

[walrusjk]

hellifiknow,
Goodfellas
Joe Pesci's Mom played by Scorcese's mom goes..."Why don't you find a nice girl and settle down?" Pesci says.."I find one almost every night ma."
I love this quote because I repeat it to my friends who meet a gal and seem anxious to marry them and fuck up their lives before they consider what could go wrong....
I gotta start a best line from a song along these lines thread...

[Appaloosa]

koda,
i always liked the line from Raging Bull......."im still standin Ray.....im still standin" ......while he is still lookin at Sugar Ray an the referee already counted him out for a TKO