Yo mamma so fat ..

[Mister Gee]

tamra,

Well the closest thing they got to a "miniature" version of yo momma in the Far East was when they tried to construct a statue of her many years ago. They started off by building a replica of her belt, but then they ran outta bricks. You can still see the remains of their efforts to this day, it's called the Great Wall of China

But how did you let yo momma get so big anyhow? I heard that she's so big that she gotta wear a watch on each hand cos she's in two different time zones!! (whew!....now THAT'S BIG!)

Peace gee

[tamra]

Mister Gee,
oops I kept saying miniature was misspelled but running my mouth and looking at news, and cussin' away.

but my momma got so fat because she ATE yo momma. why yo moms didn't come with a FDA label or nothing? wait, yo moms prolly ate that too. but now my mom's has to get the same United Nations clearance as yo moms to enter a new country. tsk, tsk, tsk ;p

[Blumpkin]

yo momma's so fat, after i got done fuckin her, i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the bitch!!!

which reminds me..

yo momma's pussy so big, i gotta strap a board to my ass just to keep from fallin in!

[tamra]

Blumpkin,
ummm I thought yo momma was so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, but just a blue print and tax bill because of the amount of land needed to hold her big ass.