what do ya get after the doctor checks your postrate?
one of these

, son of a bitch has got some BIG fuckin fingers.
remember this one...dad comes home from work to find his son all sad and depressed so he asked the kid what was the problem and the kid all embarressed says "I had sex with my teacher today" so dad being the macho man he is says "hell son, thats fantastic..I was 18 years old before I had sex for the first time and your only 12...I'm so proud of you I'm gonna buy you a new bike" and the kid replies "gee thanks dad but my ass hurts so bad I probably won't be able to ride it for a week"...
and where the hell is bcddjjsc690, it's time to argue some football..