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you like it and we know it...but Bobs right, he's just another lying sack of shit...redneck wannabes are the very worst kind and it's all usually for the same reason, because deep down they really just want to suck a brothers dick. Its a shame you have to send your son there, another solution is Texas...we usually don't extradite mothers who have hunting accidents with their ex-husbands who happened to get caught with a big black dick up his ass just because she fears for her sons safety and wants full custody.
Bcddjjsc690,
thats why I didn't work the ER...no thank you, it was bad enough taking care of the sick bastards after they got admitted and I remember having patients ready to send out for object removal, it's amazing how strange something sticking out of someones ass looks after it's been secured with a gauze wrap...it's usually not necessary but leaving someone face down in the hall on a gurny for a couple hours with something wrapped in gauze coming out their ass lets everybody get a good look at who and what.
one I heard of involved a homeless wino who had got the shit knocked out of him and left out to die, when he came in it was a slow night and everybody pitched in to scrub the dirt and grime off this guy and his dick fell off...imagine spending your whole life waiting for a candy striper sponge bath and at the crucial moment your dick falls off. Turned out at some time he'd been injecting coke in his dick veins and had gangrene under all the crud.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
I have not been with this man in 8 years, I could tell you stories but I won't. ok.. I will... We were never married and this man is so messed up in the head that he tell his women that we were and I left him and took his kid away. He even says it to my son, who can't remember all the crap that took place when he was 2. Funnier still is that we actually have 2 kids together. But he never wanted to claim the other one. And just last year he had another daughter by a different girlfriend and the new baby has the same name as my daughter the baby he didn't claim. Isn't that some shit. And even more funny is that he now tells my son that I took my daughter away from him and that is why she has a different daddy now. I almost want to have every copy of orders of protection that ever was filed on him. Not just by me. But every girl since, seems to be his pattern. All the women run and file when they leave him. And even more funny is they all track me down and ask me why I never warned them. What is it with people always placing the blame on other people???
Well. It's like this. I came home one day and found another man sticking his pee-pee in your daddy's poop-hole. Since that can hurt me and make me sick, I couldn't be with your daddy no more. Remember to mention this to any new mommies that daddy might introduce you too, but don't tell daddy!
hellifiknow,
oh hell.....i cant even think of someone sticking a needle anywheres in the vicinity of your jewels.....it makes me cringe......an yer dick fallin off???...thats even worse.....an while yer gettin a sponge bath from nurses...??..
Appaloosa,
I hear ya but gangrene of the dick is as fairly frequent diagnosis for people who are getting ready to quit being junkies, most of those have already lost a foot or two from injecting between their toes, they can't find a place to hit in the arm no more or need a place tracks can't be noticed...our mail carrier lost a foot that way, we had a substitute for about a week and then one night she showed up as a patient with only five little piggys left.
and fell off was really a bad description...scrubbed off would be more appropriate, he said...well you know if your washing someone elses shit it's going to be non-personal as possible so you put on three pairs of gloves and grab a handfull of soapy wash clothes and start scrubbing in the general area and so when they rinsed him off somebody noticed he didn't have a dick anymore. I mean.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
If a junkie is to the point of hitting himself in the dick... How bad would you have to be to look around your body while holding a needle, then pull out your dick and say "Well, here goes nothin'!"
Yes, I know that's not what you were saying... It's a circulation thing, but imagine... DAMN!!!
Even worse... Two junkies... "Man, tie me off." "Why you got your dick out?"
hellifiknow,
ol hell.......that aint funny.........then it is funny.....i must be twisted.... ...sorry i just read the first part of this thread....an yeah you some sick mofos.......an hellifiknow i think the janitor said if i find my keys we can drive out of here...
circulation thing or not I agree with you, be more likly to try it pulp fiction style before I'd stick anything in my dick...look like some kind of Belushi ninja doing Harry Carey.
Appaloosa,
look who's calling who "sick"...I'll take that shit from the visitor but if your gonna start callin names I'm gonna have to resemble that statement.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
