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Murphdogg,


Hey, I am going to be seeing him on Saturday. What do I wear, what do I say?????

tis2flyyy,

Nothing.

And nothing!

JTF (not caring about loggin in since it won't matter)

tis2flyyy,

wear vibrating underwear. that way you're sure to have a good time regardless. and to keep it interesting, go to a restaurant w/him and tell the waiter to press the button everytime he sees a grimace on your face, but don't tell him that's your normal expression. ;p

tamra, jtf




Well, I did wear something, though not vibrating underwear. Pray tell, where does one get such underwear, Tamra?

Well, I did see him....from afar. You see, we were only in the same room together - opposite sides to be exact. Greeted one another in passing and that was it. He was with a girl - a different one this time. I was with my homey & resident bodyguard Big Coco - who I had substituted as my date for the night.

At the end of the night, I was feeling like:
(1) What a world, what a world - when the man that I luv is only a few feet awaay from me and he has no idea what is up. I really wanted to take him somewhere and jump his bonez. Although that would be a little to forward, huh JTF?
&
(2) How in the world did I ever end up with the bodyguard as my date??????

I think my pimpin is slacking and I need to tighten up on it, that is what I think:X .

I really need to stop obseessing with this issue. But ever time I see him, my heart skips a beat. NOBODY else makes me feel that way...like, even if he was broke (god forbid bad thing!), I would STILL want to jump his bonez, & that's real!!!!

When the night was over, my heart was heavy and I went home a lonely and longing woman.

Maybe the next time I will get up the nerve to let him know what time it really is.

Peace
Big T

tis2flyyy,

you can get vibrating underwear from any naughty girl's shop. whoever developed these stores should be canonized!

tamra,

Now you're talkin. :p We can't forget to give credit to the battery inventor...without which non of our toys would work on the go!

Trudy

Visitor,

wasn't it Thomas Edison who invented the first batteries? or should that be St. Edison

but I wonder what if he had a naughty girl's shop in his little invention kit too.

tamra,

Maybe that is how he came to invent the light bulb.

Trudy

tis2flyyy,

You don't have to buy vibrating panties...

Just listen to me speak!

(I once was told by a woman that my voice made her panties vibrate...)

JTF,

Call me!