Stange things that I have seen in the last week

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:03 pm

deepseas,

:[/i]red scarf looking like a Red Baron m'fukka. [/i]

I know him! That is my weed man!!!!

:lol That damn scarf gave him awaay!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:42 pm

deepseas,
Yes, I am ashamed....I got beside myself! I should have never admitted that to you!

(Do I sound contrite enough)?

I did stop -----for a brief minute (from Jan until April)....due to regulations and well...regulations

But I have to keep it real, if I did not start back up, I would not be here typing. Instead I would be [/i]LOCKED UP - they won't let me out![/i].

Shoooootttt! Weed keeps a sista calm as a meeky freeky! I promise you, if I did not puff, puff a couple times in the AM before heading out - I might have BEEN committed a 187 up in someones azz. Sounds painful, huh? I have BAD road rage and simply can NOT suffer foolz gladly...And I am surrounded by them- DAILY.

But they be like (my office people), T - you are so nice, you are so sweet, you are so mello, you are so laid back. I be thinking in my head "If only ya'll knew"!!!!!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:44 pm

hellifiknow,
I suppose, since I am honey brown & puffs plenty of cush, I have a honeyed, smoked oyster?????

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:49 pm

Murphdogg,
Damn - some horrendous coochie she got. But for Christmas, I know what you can give her......a chastity belt with a skull and cross bones etched in the front over the crotch area...with a big ole cirle, with a read line through it saying: DANGER BELOW...ENTER/LICK AT YOUR OWN RISK and an arrow pointing down!!!!

Now, that is some STRANGE shit right there....thus, the subject of this thread!

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:04 pm

tis2flyyy,

If you have ever kissed a lover after he snacked on your " oyster " , then yes, you have gotten a taste ...

Maybe the guy wasn't picking his nose , He could have been scratching his brain ....

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:25 pm

deepseas,

oh man, a picture of that would have been nice. and the snake would have bit his ass if he stayed out there longer.

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:32 pm

tis2flyyy,

hey we can sell the coochie toothpaste at the amusement park concession stand. and have floss that looks like mini-thongs. that way it'll keep the dudes who can't ride or don't want their woman riding the rides happy.

dayum yall, we got this! we may save the economy too! ;p

Post by **JTF** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:59 am

tis2flyyy,

I saw a homeless woman wearing a old & dirty Winnie the Pooh costume... she had the head off. You want to talk about not believing what your eyes see!

It's still not as good as the pigeon I saw get off an A train at 59th St, walk across the platform, and jump on the B train! I said "I'll be damned... now I've seen everything!"

Post by **tamra** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:59 am

JTF,

LMFAO!!! and given NYC, the pigeon was prolly going pay his rent to a rat who owned his building and knows subway was fastest.

but I saw a NYC pigeon actually wait for the light, cross when light changed and eyeballed an oncoming car as if to say "hit me and I'll get the Cochran lawfirm on your ass!"

the rats, squirrels and pigeons don't play in NYC!

speaking of strange, I decided to go to confession. the priest starts telling me his problems. I was like WTF??!! man, IT HAS been a while since my last confession

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:34 am

JTF,

I was picturing that Winnie the Pooh outfit! That must have been funny as heck!

& Ya'll sure got some smart pidgeons out that way! I wish that could have been captured on camera and sent to Funniest Animal Videos. Those pidgeons have more sense than we think!!!! Travelling for free!