hellifiknow,

I'm trying to picture a dick-shaped bottle outside of Chelsea or The Village in NYC. don't think it would go well on Uppa East or West and definitely not Harlem. ironically, even Woody "but she was my adopted child" Allen would complain if it shows up on a table at Elaine's.
gawd noooooo. no Sammy Hagar! just ain't natural.

but I like my Van Halen just right, with a taste of DLR.
