okay I made this one up

[gpholms]

jane_haze,
Your momma so skinny she wears a belt with her spandex Biker shorts. And your daddy so ugly freddy kruger has nightmares about him

[Gareth]

jane_haze,

man! someone finally snapped back on me pretty hard! i like it! hahaha - but how you gonna talk about broke moms?

i saw her the other day walkin down the street with one shoe. i asked her if she lost one. she said "no bitch, i found one!"

honestly though... the bitch couldnt even afford to pay attention.


and you wanna talk about dads bein little? god damn... i seen your small ass daddy hang-gliding on a dorito before i logged on to the site today! that man couldnt piss on a nickle if he was standing on a dime.


gareth

[cbreez0101]

gpholms,
freddy kruger. nice.

[jane_haze]

gpholms,

Yo momma teeth so buttery, God said let there be light, and your mom smiled. And yor daddy so ugly, he scared the dog.


Gareth,

You'll be happy to know, my momma found another shoe. Unfortunately, she now walks around like a reject from the Thriller video. And right after you talked to my momma, she talked to yours. Apparently, you didn't have the leash tight enough...she was falling behind. Well, my momma asked yo poor momma what she was doing kickin' a can down the street, Momma Gareth said "Movin'!"

Man, I heard when your thin daddy met Micheal Jackson, Micheal said, "Boy, you need to gain weight!" Then since he was on the topic of boys, Micheal asked how old you were. You're old enough to read and write so, you're safe....for now.

Digression train...
Jane
:p

[bingolong]

jane_haze,
You are a lady to my own heart!!

[Gareth]

jane_haze,

and the award for "most crackheaded post, in a snaps catagory goes too..."


i aint tyrin to hurt your feelins or nothin... but when i see your moms chasin garbage trucks with a shopping list... thats rock bottom.

and scaring the dog is one thing... but when your dog has to blindfold himself before he humps your leg... thats a whole new side of ugly.


gareth

[garfy1974]

I'm gonna join in here (just like your momma said when she saw the queue for Meals on Wheels)

I'm gotta get me a peice of this (said your momma last night as I unbuttoned my fly).

Now I'm not saying that her pussy was fat but the last person that managed to find her clit was Indiana Jones.

[Gareth]

garfy1974,

shit... your moms pussy is fatter. that big hairy hole has its own zip code.


gareth

[jane_haze]

Gareth,

That reminds me...back on your poor momma's ass. Man, last time I was over at your house, I asked her what was for dinner. Then she opened her legs and said, "Tuna."

Jane
I'm losing stamina...

[bingolong]

ALL YALL MOTHERFUCKERS,