What's your fav. joke?
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:27 pm
I'm going to start this with one of my favorites. I'm not putting one of Richard's up here cuz he heard them all...
By Redd Foxx: (forgive my shitty paraphrazing)
Back during the war there was this guy who worked in the factory as a guard. One day this guy comes out the factory with a wheelbarrow full of sawdust. The gusrd figures that this guy's not too slick, hiding something in the sawdust. He checks, and there's nothing in the wheelbarrow but sawdust. He lets the guy go. The next day the guy comes thru again, with another wheelbarrow full of sawdust. He checks it again, figuring that the previous day was just a setup, and now he thought he could get by. Again, there was nothing but sawdust. This continued on over the next few years until the war ended. Nothing but a wheelbarrow full of sawdust.
One day, years after the war, the guard recognizes the guy in a bar. He says: "Hey man! I remember you! You were the man that worked in the factory back during the war who always used to bring a wheelbarrow full of sawdust at the end of the day. Now, the war's over and a lot of years have passed, but one thing that's always troubled me was that I knew you was stealin' something, but I never could figure it out. It really don't metter no more, could you just tell me what it was you were sneakin' past me?" The man replied "Wheelbarrows!"
By Redd Foxx: (forgive my shitty paraphrazing)
Back during the war there was this guy who worked in the factory as a guard. One day this guy comes out the factory with a wheelbarrow full of sawdust. The gusrd figures that this guy's not too slick, hiding something in the sawdust. He checks, and there's nothing in the wheelbarrow but sawdust. He lets the guy go. The next day the guy comes thru again, with another wheelbarrow full of sawdust. He checks it again, figuring that the previous day was just a setup, and now he thought he could get by. Again, there was nothing but sawdust. This continued on over the next few years until the war ended. Nothing but a wheelbarrow full of sawdust.
One day, years after the war, the guard recognizes the guy in a bar. He says: "Hey man! I remember you! You were the man that worked in the factory back during the war who always used to bring a wheelbarrow full of sawdust at the end of the day. Now, the war's over and a lot of years have passed, but one thing that's always troubled me was that I knew you was stealin' something, but I never could figure it out. It really don't metter no more, could you just tell me what it was you were sneakin' past me?" The man replied "Wheelbarrows!"
