Vote for the Pretzel,
Don't eat it with your meal.
It nearly topped that shithead Bush,
Which surely must appeal.
It doesn't lie, it doesn't cheat,
It never rigs the vote.
It speaks in actions, not in words
(Like jamming in your throat)
Articulate and honest,
It's what the US needs.
When Bush debates the Pretzel,
It'll bring him to his knees.
So when you're in the voting booth,
Don't forget to back
That U.S. loving
common sense
Presidential snack.
Vote Pretzel
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