Old Ass Boy Scouts

[White Mutha Fucker]

The other day this old boy that lives near by asked me to give him a ride to the city to get some M to M for M. Well I know he ain't to right in the head, but he's a good ole boy so I don't asked no questions and since I'm going that way what the fuck I'll give him a lift. When he gets in my truck I notice he's got a viagra ball cap on his and he starts singing in a low voice M to M for M, M to M for M kind of like a kid on his way to get icecream. After about ten minutes of this shit I just had to know what the hell is M ot M for M. So I asked him and he looked at me and grinned, boy he said I'm going to get some Mouth to Meat for Money. Now I'm thinking this shit is real funny cause he's about 80 or he looks that old anyway. So I tell him pops you going to need more then that hat to get m to m for m and have it do any good. He sits up straight and says you know what we old farts call these hats, their the old fuckers boys scout hat. And with that he riches into his pocket and at the same time tells me remember a boy scout no matter what age is always prepared, swallowed the little blue pill and got out of the truck singing M to M for M.