PRICES OF OIL JOKE
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:35 am
My boss sent this to me and I thought this was amusing.
THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN FROM THE LAST PARAGRAPH OF AN
EDITORAL DEALING WITH THE PRICES OF OIL PRODUCTS .............
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,
there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The
reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is
in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN FROM THE LAST PARAGRAPH OF AN
EDITORAL DEALING WITH THE PRICES OF OIL PRODUCTS .............
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,
there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The
reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is
in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.