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PRICES OF OIL JOKE

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:35 am
by xirdneh
My boss sent this to me and I thought this was amusing.

THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN FROM THE LAST PARAGRAPH OF AN
EDITORAL DEALING WITH THE PRICES OF OIL PRODUCTS .............

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,
there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The
reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is
in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:57 pm
by thetazvon
xirdneh,


very funny. i'm sho tired of paying $2+ for a gallon of fuckin gas!!

taz

Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:24 am
by xirdneh
thetazvon,

thanks - I was thinking it would be a good idea to start a Joke Vault on this sight. Somewhere other comics could go for material.


(What do ya think R & J?)

Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:49 am
by Richard_Pryor
xirdneh,
I think you already started it! Richard

Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:05 am
by xirdneh
Richard_Pryor,

It will be interesting to see how this site grows...