My boss sent this to me and I thought this was amusing.
THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN FROM THE LAST PARAGRAPH OF AN
EDITORAL DEALING WITH THE PRICES OF OIL PRODUCTS .............
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,
there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check
the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The
reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is
in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
PRICES OF OIL JOKE
Moderators: bingolong, Jennifer, tamra
Forum rules
Anything goes in the visitors section. Try to play nice. Post random thoughts in here too, but be aware: NO LOGIN REQUIRED! However, spam is not allowed nor tolerated. All spammers will be blocked and reported to appropriate agencies.
Anything goes in the visitors section. Try to play nice. Post random thoughts in here too, but be aware: NO LOGIN REQUIRED! However, spam is not allowed nor tolerated. All spammers will be blocked and reported to appropriate agencies.
Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE
xirdneh,
very funny. i'm sho tired of paying $2+ for a gallon of fuckin gas!!
taz
very funny. i'm sho tired of paying $2+ for a gallon of fuckin gas!!
taz
Re: PRICES OF OIL JOKE
thetazvon,
thanks - I was thinking it would be a good idea to start a Joke Vault on this sight. Somewhere other comics could go for material.
(What do ya think R & J?)
thanks - I was thinking it would be a good idea to start a Joke Vault on this sight. Somewhere other comics could go for material.
(What do ya think R & J?)
- Richard_Pryor
- The Man In Charge
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:35 pm
- Contact: