A Canadian Apology

[Jennifer]

Truly Canadian Apology to the U.S.





On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United

States of America. Our countries haven't been getting along very well

recently, and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice

of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron

shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like

you actually elected him the first time around.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than

you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better

than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse

would be that our team was much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice

you've rebuilt! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,

we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against

a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it

took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but

that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly

apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a

thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you,





Rick Mercer

This Hour Has 22 Minutes

CBC Television

[Gareth]

Jennifer,

HAHAHAHA. Pretty much hit the nail on the head. I dont know whats worse... That it is all true? Or that 98% of Americans that read that won't have a clue what they just read.


-Gareth

[Murphdogg]

all of this is true, with that being said I'd just like to add that Canada sucks..with their fancy national health care, politeness, lack of violence..and their canadian bacon is freakin HAM..

[Jennifer]

Murphdogg,
yeah---i know they country! But I still love this!

[NickFlanagan]

I've been eating ham all this time?!?

[Murphdogg]

what's...this thread all abooooooooot..sorry bad joke..couldn't resist

[Anditsdeeptoo]

Murphdogg,

no that was funny

[JTF]

Anditsdeeptoo,

I don't know if that apology was really sincere. They must have weapons!

[Anditsdeeptoo]

JTF,

Yeah, they have a stockpile of common sense... oh shit better invade!!!!!

[billyb0y]

Jennifer,
I guess we can also thank them for
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