Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Covington. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. Now she is only a part time "working girl." All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supported George W. for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I just got this from a buddy & thought it was kinda phunny
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koda,
omg that is so sad someone help him out did you get the return address im sure a few of us would love to write this poor dumbass
omg that is so sad someone help him out did you get the return address im sure a few of us would love to write this poor dumbass