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walrusjk
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my pal has a new girl who has a strange request.

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My buddy is this 40 something,recently divorced super rich lawyer. He's had a hard time trying to get anyone to date him which I don't understand. He's rich and single anyway I take him to a bar a few weeks back and this girl walks up and starts talking to me and he winds up going to bed with her. So the next day I'm asking him how it went and he goes "She kept telling me to call her my dirty little whore." I said "wow that sounds great. Well did ya." He said "Ya but I was kind of shocked so it came out like...Ah you,ah are,ah my dirty little whore." I told him to practice in front of a mirror before his next date,,,
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walrusjk,

It's always nice when buds like that start scratchin the pubic area vigorously about a week later. ;)

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hellifiknow,
that muss be a freaky deaky one...... 8-O
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Thats nothing I have been with girls who like to get choked and spit on.


Goth girls are fun in the sack.


Thats about all there good for.
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smjmcomic,

I was with a woman (black) who told me about her ex boyfriend (white) who used to call her nice little names like "whore," "bitch," "slave," and "nigger." while fucking her. She thought it was ok of him to do that even though he was turned off immediatly when she turned the tables and insulted him...

There are sick and strange people out there.
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JTF,



Sometime I like to get rough

But most the time I just like to be tender and make her feel like a lady.
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smjmcomic,

Whatever "floats yor boat" bro.... I used to work as a barman in a seedy Hotel/bar. It had loads of prostitutes doing business there. Trust me, some of the stories that they'd tell me made me realise, that when the lights are low.... everybody is a freak!!

And if I was getting paid more in that job....I probably woulda joined them!]:o)

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smjmcomic,

You went out with girls who liked to get choked and spat on? Wow, you must be really bad at oral sex. :lol:

TEASING! TEASING! I'm still giddy after last night...had a good set. I know, I know.....I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't been there.
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mojones,

I know a girl who retches when she cums, kind of makes a gagging/gonna puke noise. I didn't know what to think at first but she always came back so I figure she either likes to fuck or she has an eating disorder. Rofuckinmantic.
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What I meant was she maybe doesn't like to stick her finger down her throat and depends on my repulsive qualities as a diet aid.
;)
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