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Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:19 pm
by smjmcomic
Boy I need to get some steal toe boots and get into a tummy kicken mood real quick.
FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND WE MUSH KILLL THIS DEMON CHILD BEFORE ITS TOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say I didn't worn you
The Aintichrist has been spawned
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:55 pm
by Visitor
smjmcomic,
Are you working yet? Getting any stage time? What is up with you and your posts lately?
And Tom Cruise isn't the father of the baby...it's L. Ron Hubbard! ;p
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:34 pm
by smjmcomic
Visitor,
Well I have a job for the month I'm working as an actor at a haunted house and its a freaken blast I'm having the time of my life I wish there was a Holloween every month this jobs the shit.
Asfar as the comedy I'm taking the month off I'm still writting I have about 3 bits I'm still working on and I'm getting new ideas everyday. I feel really good these days I havent been this happy in a long time. Plus I'm enjoying the single life I'M FREE!!
Whats wrong with my post's?
I tend to post whatever's on my mind at the time if you don't like em don't read em if you like em than more power to ya.
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:45 pm
by bingolong
smjmcomic,
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:16 pm
by mojones
smjmcomic,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby? Wow! So how long has Tom been pregnant?
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:27 pm
by tamra
mojones,
LMFAO @ that mojones
well hope he knows he can't scream or yell during labor
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:36 pm
by smjmcomic
tamra,
How can you guys laugh about this?
WERE FUCKED
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:26 pm
by tamra
smjmcomic,
umm I think Katie got fucked.
fucked get it *sounds of crickets*
ok but how are we fucked from these two having a baby. they're just 2 kids in love
and hey, at least somebody's screwing other than getting screwed yanno
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:17 pm
by smjmcomic
tamra,
like I said
The Aintichrist has been spawned
Dude Tom's like 45 and she's close to my age thats just creepy
Re: Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:59 pm
by tamra
smjmcomic,
it's called game smj
or in this case, could actually be love. some people actually believe in it, and you just never know.
me personally I wish the media would stay outta relationships where their actual penises or vaginas are not involved directly and stay focused on real stuff 24/7, like ooooh I don't know: the current state of politics and society. all those relationship red herrings may make you miss something important *whistling*
;p