Tom Cruise and katie holmes are having a baby

Post by **smjmcomic** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:19 pm

Boy I need to get some steal toe boots and get into a tummy kicken mood real quick.

FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND WE MUSH KILLL THIS DEMON CHILD BEFORE ITS TOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say I didn't worn you

The Aintichrist has been spawned

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:55 pm

smjmcomic,

Are you working yet? Getting any stage time? What is up with you and your posts lately?

And Tom Cruise isn't the father of the baby...it's L. Ron Hubbard! ;p

Post by **smjmcomic** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:34 pm

Visitor,

Well I have a job for the month I'm working as an actor at a haunted house and its a freaken blast I'm having the time of my life I wish there was a Holloween every month this jobs the shit.

Asfar as the comedy I'm taking the month off I'm still writting I have about 3 bits I'm still working on and I'm getting new ideas everyday. I feel really good these days I havent been this happy in a long time. Plus I'm enjoying the single life I'M FREE!!

Whats wrong with my post's?

I tend to post whatever's on my mind at the time if you don't like em don't read em if you like em than more power to ya.

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:45 pm

smjmcomic,

Post by **mojones** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:16 pm

smjmcomic,

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby? Wow! So how long has Tom been pregnant?

Post by **tamra** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:27 pm

mojones,
LMFAO @ that mojones

well hope he knows he can't scream or yell during labor

Post by **smjmcomic** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:36 pm

tamra,

How can you guys laugh about this?

WERE FUCKED

Post by **tamra** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:26 pm

smjmcomic,
umm I think Katie got fucked.

fucked get it *sounds of crickets*

ok but how are we fucked from these two having a baby. they're just 2 kids in love

and hey, at least somebody's screwing other than getting screwed yanno

Post by **smjmcomic** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:17 pm

tamra,

like I said

The Aintichrist has been spawned

Dude Tom's like 45 and she's close to my age thats just creepy

Post by **tamra** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:59 pm

smjmcomic,
it's called game smj

or in this case, could actually be love. some people actually believe in it, and you just never know.

me personally I wish the media would stay outta relationships where their actual penises or vaginas are not involved directly and stay focused on real stuff 24/7, like ooooh I don't know: the current state of politics and society. all those relationship red herrings may make you miss something important *whistling*

;p