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Have you ever wanted to get men off your backs? I wrote this for a friend of mine who is sick of having 9000 messages a day from men in her myspace message box. I think it would be an effective deterrent...

[/i]What I want is a REAL man. A man who knows how to dress. If you're one of those down-low little boys who wears your pants hanging low, waiting for someone to come up behind you and fulfil your prison fantasies... move on. I like a man who believes that good things come to those who wait. You won't have to wait forever, just until we are married. Speaking of marriage... I believe in large families headed by a man who works. I will stay at home with the kids, but since I am a finance major, I will handle the family money. Not that I'm a control freak that just wants my hands on your check, but your family must come first. You will have an allowance, which you can spend freely. When I say freely, that also does not mean you are allowed to spend it on another woman. I have been down that road before, and will NOT go back to prison again.[/i]

Feel free to use it!

JTF,
LMFAO only thing she's missing is her 10+ kids that will be part of the family.

but from what I understand, men don't actually read profiles. they see a photo and click the contact button. it could say "I'm Charles Manson's beeotch" and they'll still click

online is like being in a bar at 3:45am and anyone will do, yes even the cross dresser as it's all the same in the dark

tamra,

You can't tar us all with the same brush, some of us good upstanding men are far more discerning than that....

Anyway, I gotta hot date tonight, the girl's picture is all dat!!! she mentioned something briefly about Charles Manson in her e-mail (I can't remember what....) but the picture was slammin!!! :p (woof!)

JTF,

The woman that you described sounds a little "Anti-Alicia".... a bit OFF-KEY!!!!:lol::lol:

Peace gee

astonamous,

oh thanks, how about a little fair warning next time? "what your about to see may make you go , and stay that way". Even "nakedfatman" falls a bit short on that one. ;p

hellifiknow,

I guess I have gotten use to seeing that everyday!

Sorry!

Love ya,

Trudy

Mister Gee,
ummm you still here? after your date and all?? if you can't talk type "hmsp" w/your feet for (help me somebody please)

(that's what he get for buying the sales pitch so quickly)

astonamous,
fall in love w/online? yeah that'll be the day. I'm always picturing this on the other end:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/ - Hi Babe. I'm a hot, hunky guy w/lots of cash. I'll rock your world baby. Give me a holla. It's ya boy Big D!'

that alone keeps me alert!

or even better, which I didn't think it could get any worse:

[img]http://www.uglychart.com/pics/jim.jpg[/img]
and this was his *best* outfit

tamra,

Where did you find that "before" pic of me?

JTF,
your mom keeps sending that pic to me. not sure if she's trying to warn me or help you out

just to be safe I told her not only was I not dating men, I've officially switched species. I only date butterflies now. sorry I have to be an insect racist, but it's just like that.

tamra,Mr Gee