For the ladies...

[JTF]

Have you ever wanted to get men off your backs? I wrote this for a friend of mine who is sick of having 9000 messages a day from men in her myspace message box. I think it would be an effective deterrent...

[/i]What I want is a REAL man. A man who knows how to dress. If you're one of those down-low little boys who wears your pants hanging low, waiting for someone to come up behind you and fulfil your prison fantasies... move on. I like a man who believes that good things come to those who wait. You won't have to wait forever, just until we are married. Speaking of marriage... I believe in large families headed by a man who works. I will stay at home with the kids, but since I am a finance major, I will handle the family money. Not that I'm a control freak that just wants my hands on your check, but your family must come first. You will have an allowance, which you can spend freely. When I say freely, that also does not mean you are allowed to spend it on another woman. I have been down that road before, and will NOT go back to prison again.[/i]

Feel free to use it!

[tamra]

JTF,
LMFAO only thing she's missing is her 10+ kids that will be part of the family.

but from what I understand, men don't actually read profiles. they see a photo and click the contact button. it could say "I'm Charles Manson's beeotch" and they'll still click

online is like being in a bar at 3:45am and anyone will do, yes even the cross dresser as it's all the same in the dark

[Mister Gee]

tamra,

You can't tar us all with the same brush, some of us good upstanding men are far more discerning than that....

Anyway, I gotta hot date tonight, the girl's picture is all dat!!! she mentioned something briefly about Charles Manson in her e-mail (I can't remember what....) but the picture was slammin!!! :p (woof!)

JTF,

The woman that you described sounds a little "Anti-Alicia".... a bit OFF-KEY!!!!:lol::lol:

Peace gee

[hellifiknow]

astonamous,

oh thanks, how about a little fair warning next time? "what your about to see may make you go , and stay that way". Even "nakedfatman" falls a bit short on that one. ;p

[Visitor]

hellifiknow,

I guess I have gotten use to seeing that everyday!

Sorry!

Love ya,

Trudy

[tamra]

Mister Gee,
ummm you still here? after your date and all?? if you can't talk type "hmsp" w/your feet for (help me somebody please)

(that's what he get for buying the sales pitch so quickly)

[tamra]

astonamous,
fall in love w/online? yeah that'll be the day. I'm always picturing this on the other end:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/ - Hi Babe. I'm a hot, hunky guy w/lots of cash. I'll rock your world baby. Give me a holla. It's ya boy Big D!'

that alone keeps me alert!

or even better, which I didn't think it could get any worse:

[img]http://www.uglychart.com/pics/jim.jpg[/img]
and this was his *best* outfit

[JTF]

tamra,

Where did you find that "before" pic of me?

[tamra]

JTF,
your mom keeps sending that pic to me. not sure if she's trying to warn me or help you out

just to be safe I told her not only was I not dating men, I've officially switched species. I only date butterflies now. sorry I have to be an insect racist, but it's just like that.

[tis2flyyy]

tamra,Mr Gee