Adultery - Pro's & Cons

[tis2flyyy]

Hey my peeps at the RichardPryor.com!!! Whazup?

Now I have this situation....... ( yea, I know, I am ALWAYS getting into some sheeeiiiitt).

See, I was minding my own business.........................................

(now, you know it is about to be some shit!)

Ok, see, I am a BALL ROOM DANCER. Not that classical shit - like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers - but URBAN CONTEMPORARY BALL ROOM DANCING. Simply put - it is more bounce to the ounce and a whole lot of SWINGIN' going on.

Real fun stuff. I absolutely LOVE ballroom dancing!!!!

So, it is this one couple that comes to class on Tuesdays. For the sake of protection (of me), I am going to change the names. Their names are Robert & Gwen. They dance real nice together and they can ball room their asses off.

Robert has a brother named Norman who is a landscaper. He is a baller (short for ball room dancer & one of our clique).

Now, I have been gone from class for about a month and a half, then I show up last Tuesday (absent due to I was in a car accident and I hadn't been to the spot. I was out of commission - my body was not hurt but my feeling were - my car is BRAND NEW - but that is another story at another time).

So, I shows up in this fly azz army green camoflauge mini-skirt fit - rocking it like it was the thing to do - hugging all the curves just right and everything, boots and bling bling down.

Needless to say, I was looking GOOOOOD and I am not even trying to floss (please believe - that is what is up! - when I checked the mirror before I left the house that night, I was like "mirror, mirror on the wall - who is the baddest babe of them all? & the mirror answered - "Jennifer Pryor - but you are second runner up!" - I was like, C-O-O-L!)

So, I danced a few times - thinking I was a little rusty - but it all came back to me like riding a bicycle (or having sex).

I sit down, start fanning myself to cool off when Norman approaches me and says "My brother wants to holla at you"

I said " Who the hell is your brother?"

He pointed to a guy sitting across the way and low and behold - it was Robert.

Now I have seen Robert before but never really SEEN him. So I sized him up. Robert is a little dude, with a peanut shaped head, long azz arms, flat nose and no taller than me (& I am 5'5 & all the way live ;p )!

And to make matters worse - His grill is on F*&^KED UP status, to say the least. He has LONG YELLOW teeth. I am not feeling that, AT ALL. (grill=teeth)

He is about 50 something years old, but here is the thing - He make beaucoops of scrilla. His pockets are FATTTTT, his paper is LONG. The man has CHEEEEESE. And we are talking major figures as this dude OWNS a couple of franchise facilitities (of course, this is the 1st question I had asked his brother - WHERE DOES HE WORK AT???) Now my next question is - "Well, why doesn't he spend some chips to get them damn teeth fixed, MAN?!?!"

Norman was like, but he is PAID, though....LIKE THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING.

So, I know ya'll are saying - -Big T's kinda man, right?

Well, I took the number from Norman, because of course, I am seeing the $dollar sign$.

But I have NOT called Robert. Strange huh?

Wellll, the plot thickens.....

I see Norman the next class and he says: "why haven't you called my brother - he has been waiting anxiously. He is really interested in you. He said he was going to be breaking up with Gwen on Wednesday, so holla at your boy".

So, I asked him - is Robert married to Gwen? - he said no, but they have lived together for 5 years.

In Cali - they are as good as married!

Then I asked - does he have any kids? Norman replies " Yes, he has 4 by Gwen".

So, he has money, looks like a chimpanzee, has yellow teeth & no sense and he is not sure if he is married or not and has babies and a baby momma. I am like ------->HELL NAW!!!!](

So I told Norman to ask his brotha - is he SURE that he wants to deal with a woman like Big T - my rep proceeds me. Because I will take his money and leave his azz hanging - you betta ask somebody!

Norman said that he would ask him. And walked away shaking his head - like I was tripping!

So now here is the deal,

I am not calling that fool.
I do not care HOW much money he has.
There is not enough money in this WORLD to make me want to commit adultery. & That is real deal Holyfield.

& the fact that he looks like Magilla Gorrilla - ain't helping him none, either.

I am not going to let that fool lead me into damnation.

God gave us 10 rules to live by - only 10. I do not have a problem with none of that - I gladly follow them everyday. & one of those rules is THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.

Now, I know I be talking lots of shiznit, but on the real - I try to walk the straight and narrow and on some things, there just ain't no bending. Adultery is one of those topics.

I do not care if he was my DREAM MAN - I STILL wouldn't give him NO HOLLA. & I promise you, I put that on everything that I love.

I am dead serious about this. It ain't worth it. I am not about to be praying for forgiveness for some shit I knew better than to do in the first place & going to hell over some stupid shit. & His money can not buy me NO ticket into Heaven. Forget all of that!

& it is scandolous.

I have had conversations with Gwen, she is a cool girl, down to earth sista, & can dance too (even though her lips do look like a duck's beak and she wears a F*&KED UP red weave in her hair). On the strength, I would not even play her like that. Even though I am already knowing the next bee-yotch would not reciprocate - they would not even think twice about trying to take my man from ME.

But still, I stay true to the RULEZ.

& It is disrespectful - and one thing I can not stand is DISRESPECT. Disrespect can cause me to have a MIS-understanding & THAT is when I WILL have to do something.

Misunderstanding means - somebody azz is about to get kicked (& possibly shanked) or cussed straight out!!!!.

Robert has no respect. How are you going to schedule the day you are going to break up with your girl????? How are you going to ask your brother to cop a phone number from a woman for you - while your supposed woman is in the same room????? That is STRAIGHT disrespectful and some serious LOW LIFE type of behaviour.

& if Robert does not have no respect for himslef, he damn sure has no respect for Gwen. Well, in this case, Big T is taking the H-I-G-H road and I am going to have enough respect FOR ALL OF US - as I am gonna leave that shit alone. I refuse to even get involved.

The only question remaining is - how will I deliver the verdict to dude? Should I:

1.) Act like the Big T of old (when they used to call me The Wicked Bitch of the West) and CUSS HIM, His Brother and their Mother THE F&^CK OUT & kick him in his dirty AZZ if he trys to gets smart mouthed?

or

2.) Act like the Big T - of the NEW DAY and bow out gracefully by telling him "Thank you for your regard, however, I am in a relationship right now and I really do not want to cause any confusion with my man". This way, I will be putting it on all me and not on him, making the let down feel a little easier. & in the process, I could possibly be teaching him a lesson on how HE should be reacting in his very own relationship. The only problem with this option is - IT IS A LIE & there is a commandment about doing that too!

3.) Do not say anything at all. Just Avoid him, her and Norman like the plague. Don't start none, won't be none, right?

or go for the revenge factor and

4.) TELL ON HIS AZZ. Since I have his number, why don't I just call Gwen up and tell her that her man is a DOGGG (bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yea). But Gwen ain't done nothing to me, so I really do not want to front on her like that. & for real, if I wanted to, I could STEAL her man. But my morals won't let me do that - no matter how much pimpin' I think I be doing out here in LA.

AND

Let's not forget about Norman - I have TWO SUPER SIZE Snicker Bars for his gas tank - for being the messanger in this sordid situation

So, my dear fellow post members - how would you propose that I deal with this degenerate, philandering, piece of scum?

I have a few more adjectives for him - but I will sum it up by saying he is a D.D.P.A.H.B.M.------>if you really want to know what that means - send me a personal message - for if I posted the definititon in the forum - I am sure to get banned.

Holla at your girl and tell me what is up. You see, my temper is still a little too heated and I might not be thinking clearly - & might say or do something I shouldn't.

So, I am back in the forum asking ya'll for some guidance.
How do I diffuse this situation - & I am looking for damage control?

I will probably see these fools come Tuesday next week at dance class, so, holla back as I want to be prepared.

Oh & One more thing - this is bubbling in my chest - got to get it out............................

How dare this mental midget to even think he was on my level to approach me. Really, really - I want to check his azz. Do I have I ACCEPT ALL LOSERS written on my forehead? The people who know me on this site, know that I want to give him a few choose words and a swift kick in his nuts.......
& stick him for all of his paper, like Clyde's Bonnie.

Peace Out
Big T

Right now AKA - ANGRY BROWN WOMAN

[smjmcomic]

tis2flyyy,




Yeah just sounds like something that screams Run!!!!!!


You don't want Gwen getting all crazy you know it would suck if yer ride got all keyed up ya know?



Those dudes just sound like a couple of dirty old men you don't need that. You know he just wants to hit it like I even have to say it . He has 4 kids kids after he leaves his lady she's gona get everything she can from him . He may not be rich no mo and trust me with 4 kids he makes money but I bet them kids cost him most of it.




You really don't know what he's like his brother might just be building him up.

[tis2flyyy]

smjmcomic,

Thanks for the word!
Look here, if the bee-yotch keyed my car - it would be a MISUNDERSTANDING - FOR REAL!!!!!!!

[tamra]

tis2flyyy,
a married guy, who can't even ask you out directly, is not even worth the trouble or even an extra thought. it all sounds like he wanted to see you on the downlow, thus why his brother was his message boy. better he asked you than me. because I would have accepted the date and then turned around and invited Gwen too - and my treat!

he's obviously not trying to make you a friend either. a man or woman who can't be a friend to their spouse shouldn't even be trying to make intimate dates w/others. if you can't be a friend to your partner, then you're just wasting time. and why bring a third person into an already jacked up situation?

and also you're in a dance class that you enjoy being in. that class may be your saving grace one day to meet someone actually decent, or have it take your mind off something devastating. why screw up something you enjoy over a grimy fool.

I would say keep the peace w/Gwen and just ig the married guy. that's pretty jacked up, married or not, for a dude to get another dude to do his dirty work. what is he gonna get the dude to hold his penis during sex too? that way he can take the responsibility and guilt from himself.

and on a side note, I hate to say it, you've probably been w/a married guy and never knew it. men and women do lie often about their marriage, esp. when horny or the right ass swishes their way. this is why you have to take the time to know people before you jump into something "serious" or sexual.

[Appaloosa]

tis2flyyy,
well since you asked......just tell the messenger boy that the answer is no.....dont tell him anything else....like you will call his old lady....just do it if he becomes persistent ......cause some people will make plans for whatever you will come up with or do and if you let him know what you gonna do then he will block it......all he wants is to notch your name on the bedpost and have you on the line.....an his money is the bait...

[Funn DementaLL]

ok.. I've only read 3 threads from you so far... you seem to be a very insecure person... and I get the impression your too hot headed and opinionated.... but hey! How can you take offense to that... its online and it aint personal as I don't kno you... but after your bible references (Which btw was written by man to back up roman laws)you didnt mention anything about temptation being the devil within us... I mean, are you desperate? Why does this mans financial status knock you?. if you are happily marrid then money is no factor... for anything... Love and currency don't mixed like flower seeds in cement... You seem to be one to shoot ya mouth off... just chill and think a bit more...

[tis2flyyy]

SmJmComic, Tamra, Apaloosa, funn dementall,

SmJmComic,
You are a homey indeed. Thanks, as always, for looking out for Big T. As I continue to strive into the full transformation of being a Nice Lady, the wit in your replys help me in making me laugh and compell me to look at these situations in a humorous manner, thus making my ultimate reaction the same way. Since I have come to this site, you have been my peoples, for real.

Tamra, If I have not told you this before, I am very glad that I am having the pleasure of the in sight of your brilliant mind. Countless, countless times you have inspired me and have shed a different yet positive light on how you view things. I truly appreciate your introspect and your wisdom.
*Notice, capital letters in your names denotes respect*

Apaloosa,
You could not have said it more clearly. I shall leave this situation ALONE. Just like a real woman should. & Thank you for keeping it real with your girl and telling me just like it is. I had a GREAT & WONDERFUL weekend. & I will try to continue through this week on the same accord. So, for the lack of not being able to express myself any more clearer, I will say: Forget robert, Gwen & norman. & to you I say: I truly thank you for your sage advice & I wish you a GREAT & WONDERFUL week, as well.


As you know, there is absolutely no shame in my game. I post on this site how I feel about things and in a lot of cases, I be trying to make you all laugh.

Richard & Jennifer created this site with different forums and all members post something in which they choose to share with us. To make us laugh, inform us, give us an arena to vent, to trip and overall enjoy ourselves. I dare to say that, We would not keep coming back to this site if we did not truly enjoy ourselves, would we?

& I am T, one of the post members who enjoys the commaradery and interaction I have with the many post memebrs on this site. Some of my Most Favorite are some of the very ones listed in this thread.

I have a very high regard for this site and it post members. All of them. Even the detractors. Which you are, funn dementall.

So, trust and believe...if I put the business out there,then please know without a doubt that this is what I wanted to do. & I expect to receive GOOD advice as well as Comments to the contrary, such as yours.

But I want to thank you as well, for even though you in fact admittedly have summed me up so well, I will then call you very astute in your assessment of me. And for you to have analyzed that and realized it so quickly, I can only commend you.

Now, as I do not know you, nor have I had the pleasure to read any of your posts, I can not share my anaysis of you. But I will say, thank you for taking the time to read all of the post that I authored and for thank you kindly for taking the time to reply.

I just knew I would obtain very credible and reliabe advice from the positive post members on this site.

Now MurphD, I know you are saying - Big T did not go off and cuss that fool out? Well, all I can say and all that I am trying to say is, I am [/i]TRYING[/i] to be a NICE LADY, these days.

Thank the Good Lord for that!

Peace Ya'll
Big T

[Murphdogg]

tis2flyyy, I say you accept the date....then take a pic of him like in the movie CB4 kneeling to you while wearing a dog collar, and then black mail his ass...maybe I'm just old fashioned though..

[Funn DementaLL]

"I have a very high regard for this site and it post members. All of them. Even the detractors. Which you are, funn dementall."

haha... Didnt mean to be harsh or anything.... I'm not a negative person... nor judgemental...

[tis2flyyy]

Funn DementaLL,

Ok, that makes 1 point.

But this did not bother you too?
*Notice, capital letters in your names denotes respect*