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"The Happiest Girl on Earth"

Lovestruck millionairess Sharon Tendler has finally married the love of her life... a dolphin called Cindy. Ms Tendler - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - has been visiting the aquatic dreamboat at his theme park home in the resort of Eilat, Israel, up to three times a year for 15 years. But last week Sharon finally plucked up the courage to ask the 35-year-old dolphin's trainer Maya Zilber for the mammal's fin in marriage. She agreed and in a romantic ceremony they finally became dolphin and wife.

The bride was dressed all in white as she knelt beside the groom waiting in the water. And with a kiss the romantic union was sealed to happy cheers from spectators. After a mackerel reception, a tearful Sharon said: "I made a dream come true and I am not a pervert. "I'm the happiest girl on earth."

http://www.msn.co.uk/HTX/andfinally/ - link'

Peace gee

astonamous,

Not only that, but it is a gay interspecies union!

I just don't see the porpoise...

Mister Gee,

what the fuck do you get someone who marries a dolphin?! ok I'm already confused, this adding other scenarios has to end.

have the dolphin call me and clue me in: where the hell does it register?!!

(but if the dolphin wants to sell the wedding night video, I can get it on a hot spot to sell on the internet along w/his tell all book on "why" and how he sued for half her shit)

tamra,

Did you see the blowhole on that fish , ?

bcddjjsc690,

wow. I guess they had a whale of a time on the honeymoon then.

now I wonder if she eats fish? that would be an awkward moment if she cooks the wrong meal one day. but the dolphin's a mammal anyway, so I guess he may understand.

tamra,

I still think that she should've consulted Cindy's parents!!

It would put a whole new spin on the "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" scenario!!!

Peace gee

Mister Gee,
Thanks for turning me on to this cause there is a seal I have had my eye on for 8 years........

bingolong,

I hope Murph doesn't read this, or there's a marmoset out there in some trouble!

bingolong,
ahh now that has to be one sexy seal... ...i actually thought that this woman was goin to marry a football player an never actually read it .....i dint know it was a real dolphin...

bingolong,
well now you can be free to ask her out. bring a fish w/cha to break the ice.