Lovestruck millionairess Sharon Tendler has finally married the love of her life... a dolphin called Cindy. Ms Tendler - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - has been visiting the aquatic dreamboat at his theme park home in the resort of Eilat, Israel, up to three times a year for 15 years. But last week Sharon finally plucked up the courage to ask the 35-year-old dolphin's trainer Maya Zilber for the mammal's fin in marriage. She agreed and in a romantic ceremony they finally became dolphin and wife.
The bride was dressed all in white as she knelt beside the groom waiting in the water. And with a kiss the romantic union was sealed to happy cheers from spectators. After a mackerel reception, a tearful Sharon said: "I made a dream come true and I am not a pervert. "I'm the happiest girl on earth."
what the fuck do you get someone who marries a dolphin?! ok I'm already confused, this adding other scenarios has to end.
have the dolphin call me and clue me in: where the hell does it register?!!
(but if the dolphin wants to sell the wedding night video, I can get it on a hot spot to sell on the internet along w/his tell all book on "why" and how he sued for half her shit)
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
wow. I guess they had a whale of a time on the honeymoon then.
now I wonder if she eats fish? that would be an awkward moment if she cooks the wrong meal one day. but the dolphin's a mammal anyway, so I guess he may understand.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
bingolong,
ahh now that has to be one sexy seal... ...i actually thought that this woman was goin to marry a football player an never actually read it .....i dint know it was a real dolphin...
