Ok ya'll this one for real
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Re: Ok ya'll this one for real
JTF,
2 snaps on that one!
2 snaps on that one!
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: Ok ya'll this one for real
with a bowl of chilly and stamps shaped like food?...
My momma's so dumb She thought the gov't cheese was there to spy on her.
My momma's so dumb She thought the gov't cheese was there to spy on her.
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Momof5,
I know what you mean. My momma so dumb, she almost drowned in the shower because she forgot how to open the curtain...
Oh, I'm goin' to Hell.
I know what you mean. My momma so dumb, she almost drowned in the shower because she forgot how to open the curtain...
Oh, I'm goin' to Hell.
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison
Re: Ok ya'll this one for real
BHRobin,
My momma so short and fat, when I was little all my friends would say.. Wow! She owns her own Oompa Loompa...
My momma so short and fat, when I was little all my friends would say.. Wow! She owns her own Oompa Loompa...
Re: Ok ya'll this one for real
Momof5,
Well, my mom's got a problem with housecleaning. There was so many papers and cans piled up in our house my friends thought I lived in a recylcing center.
Well, my mom's got a problem with housecleaning. There was so many papers and cans piled up in our house my friends thought I lived in a recylcing center.
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison
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BHRobin,
That is a ice avatar of Richard, by the way!
That is a ice avatar of Richard, by the way!
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,
Thanks about the avatar - it's available in the user profile setup. I don't have the skills (skillz?) to import one yet.
Another thing about my mom - she's cheap. She haggled at the 1/2 off sale at Dollar General.
"What do you mean, eight socks for fifty cents? I'll give you eight cents, penny a pair."
Thanks about the avatar - it's available in the user profile setup. I don't have the skills (skillz?) to import one yet.
Another thing about my mom - she's cheap. She haggled at the 1/2 off sale at Dollar General.
"What do you mean, eight socks for fifty cents? I'll give you eight cents, penny a pair."
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison
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My momma so dumb, she divorced and remarried my daddy in the same year only to divorce him again within 3 years.
couldn't figure out that once milk has turned it never tastes the same again..
couldn't figure out that once milk has turned it never tastes the same again..