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What Online Dating Profiles Really Mean:>

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Okay, I have gone out on a few of these dates and I am trying to make myself and others laugh when I describe my experiences.

I went to a comedy club who did that bit about what it really means and it wasn't that funny. Here's my true version. Can be he/she.

When a man says he is goofy and happy and looking for similar:
He has a drinking problem

When a man says he's 35
He's 42

When he says he's liberal
He has no point of view on anything

When he says he is building a house
He is renting a room

When he says he is a family man
he has two children with two ex g/f's.

When he says he wants an extended friendship
He wants sex three times a week with no commitment to buying you dinner

When he is wearing a baseball cap
He's bald.

When he's wearing sunglasses,
He's wall eyed

When he's smiling but not showing teeth and wearing glasses, and wearing a cap
Don't go there.

When he says be comfortable in fleece or silk
It means he expects you to make all the decisions because he's an airhead

When he says he doesn't care what you look like
He's extremely insecure about certain parts of his body

When he says my living situation is unique
He's Married

and

When he says I like the shy librarian type
My last girlfriend/wife cheated on me

Anyone else?

Nat
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