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Re: snaps 18 century style
tamra,
Behold the M.C. of Hammer!!!!
Behold the M.C. of Hammer!!!!
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: snaps 18 century style
Anditsdeeptoo,
the vapors from thy sisters corset hath cost my dragon to spill it's contents on yonder brickwork ,
and the flies that have been affected are piled high upon the ole town road like a sand ,
the vapors from thy sisters corset hath cost my dragon to spill it's contents on yonder brickwork ,
and the flies that have been affected are piled high upon the ole town road like a sand ,
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
Re: snaps 18 century style
Anditsdeeptoo,
every time I come here I laugh at "corpulent" you went waaaay back deep into the vault
but... for all yall mommas
placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.
every time I come here I laugh at "corpulent" you went waaaay back deep into the vault
but... for all yall mommas
placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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Re: snaps 18 century style
tamra,
lol....
Thou mother hast possesed the beauty of a goat's hind quarters, now peril spreads amongst yorn countryside as the recent invention of thine lightbulb giveth no reprive of her deformity during thine twilight.
lol....
Thou mother hast possesed the beauty of a goat's hind quarters, now peril spreads amongst yorn countryside as the recent invention of thine lightbulb giveth no reprive of her deformity during thine twilight.
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Re: snaps 18 century style
Anditsdeeptoo,
thee moat, thee moat, thee moat is on fire! O Lord, for thou shalt forgive me, it is thy wench mother who hath bathe in thy moat.
thee moat, thee moat, thee moat is on fire! O Lord, for thou shalt forgive me, it is thy wench mother who hath bathe in thy moat.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: snaps 18 century style
tis2flyyy,
ain't it tho?! I still can't stop laughing at corpulent and maloderous is right behind it
got my harp playing while keeping an eye on Murph's momma in the moat... wait....
my harp playeth in the background whilst the mother of MurphDogg dost swim in the moat. alas thy foul wench stays quiet for a spell.
ain't it tho?! I still can't stop laughing at corpulent and maloderous is right behind it
got my harp playing while keeping an eye on Murph's momma in the moat... wait....
my harp playeth in the background whilst the mother of MurphDogg dost swim in the moat. alas thy foul wench stays quiet for a spell.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
Re: snaps 18 century style
tamra,
Yep!
But my favorite is: [/i]placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.[/i]
THAT one had me dying laughing!!!!!! I am still over here rolling! Ah, man...whew!
Yep!
But my favorite is: [/i]placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.[/i]
THAT one had me dying laughing!!!!!! I am still over here rolling! Ah, man...whew!
Where is the LOVE?
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Re: snaps 18 century style
shit, it reads like perfectly good English to me!!!
"Tish and Tosh, I prithee a pox upon thy wench of a mother's maidenhood to calm the salty breeze that doth emit when knees lyeth akimbo" :- Billy Shakespeare (contemporary novelist)
Peace gee
"Tish and Tosh, I prithee a pox upon thy wench of a mother's maidenhood to calm the salty breeze that doth emit when knees lyeth akimbo" :- Billy Shakespeare (contemporary novelist)
Peace gee
Re: snaps 18 century style
Mister Gee,
but you're cheating!! you're from that crusty ol country anyway!
thy mother's face is quite unruly. indeed. nary a man shall cross the path of her tower, for the fear of her unpleasantry is known throughout the land.
but you're cheating!! you're from that crusty ol country anyway!
thy mother's face is quite unruly. indeed. nary a man shall cross the path of her tower, for the fear of her unpleasantry is known throughout the land.
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.