What is it with the big toe?
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What is it with the big toe?
I'm sitting here barefoot and trying to wiggle my toes on the foot of the leg that I have crossed. I'm staring down at the foot and going "The big toe is indepedent of the other four! I can wiggle it at will with it but the others wiggle all together in unison. It's kinda like the big toe is the lead singer and the smaller ones are back up harmony type singers doing the same thing at the same time. Let's face it the big toe is the alpha male and the others are his bitches....
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And what is it about going on tippy-toes? The toes aren't really involved. It's the front arches of the feet that you're going up on. Like the toes could support all that weight. Mathematically impossible. The toes get way too much credit when you go on tippy toes....
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walrusjk,
and I bet the big toe can't even sing too. prolly lip synching.
and I bet the big toe can't even sing too. prolly lip synching.---
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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walrusjk,
Great material. But I wouldn't open with it. Put it somewhere in the middle -- when it's time to slow things up a bit...then you can come out of it with another penis joke.
Great material. But I wouldn't open with it. Put it somewhere in the middle -- when it's time to slow things up a bit...then you can come out of it with another penis joke.
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walrusjk,
Hey buddy, you are my dude and all, but I have to tell ya...I am starting to worry aboutcha. What is up with you whiling away the time starring at your big toe and getting all philisophical about it? Please tell me you have been out in the drive way shooting baskets again in the nude witht he pink bunny sliipers again
.........
Love ya dude, just joking!
Hey buddy, you are my dude and all, but I have to tell ya...I am starting to worry aboutcha. What is up with you whiling away the time starring at your big toe and getting all philisophical about it? Please tell me you have been out in the drive way shooting baskets again in the nude witht he pink bunny sliipers again
......... Love ya dude, just joking!
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,
I'm sorry sweet girl. I don't mean to worry you. Sometimes I just click on "New Post" and try to write funny bits. Was a little Seinfeld like eh?" Just click and get that screen and go.."Let's see. Now what?" Just happened to be looking at my naked foot, wiggling my toes and thinkng and thought.."Hey why not. Try and write about the toes." Not so good I guess. You had to be there.
I'm sorry sweet girl. I don't mean to worry you. Sometimes I just click on "New Post" and try to write funny bits. Was a little Seinfeld like eh?" Just click and get that screen and go.."Let's see. Now what?" Just happened to be looking at my naked foot, wiggling my toes and thinkng and thought.."Hey why not. Try and write about the toes." Not so good I guess. You had to be there.
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walrusjk,
Oh, it is ALL good, as a matter of fact, you had me looking at my toes and you know what I realized - my feet look like Fred Flinstones...after he stepped on the brakes of his auto-mo-bile! SMOKIN' baby, smokin!
Oh, it is ALL good, as a matter of fact, you had me looking at my toes and you know what I realized - my feet look like Fred Flinstones...after he stepped on the brakes of his auto-mo-bile! SMOKIN' baby, smokin!
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,
Oh baby that's a turn on. Ya think your boyfriend talks about you to his pals and says.."She's hot. I mean really hot. I sooooo dig her body." He's kinda off in another world, staring at nothing and talking.."Got her home the other night,peeled off her clothes,started kissing her whole body starting from the top. After a few minutes made my way down to her feet and she had these perfect Fred Flinstone feet after he had to stop really fast in his car." Comes out of his trance looks at his pals who are frozen and staring at him, coughs and says..."I say the Yankees take the east"....
Oh baby that's a turn on. Ya think your boyfriend talks about you to his pals and says.."She's hot. I mean really hot. I sooooo dig her body." He's kinda off in another world, staring at nothing and talking.."Got her home the other night,peeled off her clothes,started kissing her whole body starting from the top. After a few minutes made my way down to her feet and she had these perfect Fred Flinstone feet after he had to stop really fast in his car." Comes out of his trance looks at his pals who are frozen and staring at him, coughs and says..."I say the Yankees take the east"....
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walrusjk,
You got some kinda foot-freak thing happening?
Tell Eddie I said hi. And I support his lifestyle choice 100%.
You got some kinda foot-freak thing happening?
Tell Eddie I said hi. And I support his lifestyle choice 100%.
