Mike Tyson gets busted for cocaine possesion.

[EddieHill]

He got caught driving in Arizona and they found the dope in his pocket and he gave the police a statement that he gets high every chance he gets. Mike was a great boxer and has more money than I`ll ever see and I just do not understand why was he out alone driving like that after all he has been through. You would think he would have a security guard drive him around and he would leave his stash at home. Oh shit! I Think I hear a new calling , I could be the town drunk party planner to help prevent rich fuckers from being busted. It sure would be better than someone being a snake oil salesman. Cheers!

[bingolong]

EddieHill,
Mike is crazy!!! I mean he really is crazy!!!

[SPIKEWEB]

The thing about Mike Tyson; I can forgive him for blowing enough money to adopt every child in Africa, wasting a Hall of Fame boxing career, marrying Robin Givens, doing business with Don King, speaking in that childish sounding lisp, beating the shit out of my boy Michael Spinks before the National Anthem ended, ass grabbing every woman within his reach, biting Hollyfield's ear off, saying the dumbest things the other genius Leon Spinks would never utter, threatening to dine on Lenox Lewis's children...but the one thing I can never understand why Mike would scar his face with the hideous looking tatoo!!!

[walrusjk]

SPIKEWEB, I'm probably being too liberal but I feel a bit sad for him. I know I'll get killed for this but...He is a guy who has a serious mental problem. I don't know how much he can control it. He's been a basket case his whole life. Question is what should be done with these kind of people? He's thrown away hundreds of millions. He'll probably end up in bad shape and that makes me sad to think there might be no hope even when he could change it but won't or maybe can't...

[Murphdogg]

SPIKEWEB, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa. me and my boys were talking about the spinx fight the other day, I've never seen a fighter look that scaired on the way to the ring.

[bingolong]

walrusjk,
He needs a casemanager...someone to make sure he takes his meds,make his doctor appointments, get him into counseling,drug rehab...


...but first put his crazy ass in a straitjacket so he don't bite your ass!!

[Murphdogg]

bingolong,
sometimes I feel for Mike, he never really had anyone around besides his first manager that died that gave a damned about him.

[tamra]

Murphdogg,

I don't know, can't feel too sorry for him. he's had enough money to have a shrink draped around his neck like the giant ass jewelry he wears. if he wanted help, he can more than get it. he values dumb shit more than his life.

look at it this way, if it was you and him in the same cell together 24/7, would you still feel sorry for him? and no I ain't bringing you extra cigs, nucca man up, and deal!

[Murphdogg]

tamra,
hahaha, the funniest joke about sharing a cell with Tyson i ever heard came from Daymon Wayans. "if Mike Tyson was your celly and he said he was going to rape you, the baddest thing you could say is "oh yeah? well you better start now cause you ain't gonna be fucking me all day"

[tamra]

Murphdogg,
I remember that DW comedy special. pretty funny stuff throughout that special.