great moments in hemp
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Re: great moments in hemp
hellifiknow,
I can't see the weed but I can see some of the ashes
I can't see the weed but I can see some of the ashes
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
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bcddjjsc690,
yeah but how high would the ashes be?
hellifiknow,
I would probably have a small pile, about the size of a small amount of raked leaves. I was never a chronic smoker, I had shit to do I know some folks who chain smoke reefer, and for 20+ years, and I wonder how they get shit done, and they do, including work.
me, I just wanna sit/lay down, watch silly stuff on TV, eat or take 15,000 hours to get to the store or movies and back and home is best cuz it's real hard for me to NOT just laugh @ a stranger AND NOT say why directly to them. "you look like Marge Simpson." and they're a guy.
getting your ass kicked is a not so great moment
wait, ever have a bad outing w/crappy people you don't even know, and blame the person who gave you the weed & they weren't even around? why is that?
yeah but how high would the ashes be?
hellifiknow,
I would probably have a small pile, about the size of a small amount of raked leaves. I was never a chronic smoker, I had shit to do I know some folks who chain smoke reefer, and for 20+ years, and I wonder how they get shit done, and they do, including work.
me, I just wanna sit/lay down, watch silly stuff on TV, eat or take 15,000 hours to get to the store or movies and back and home is best cuz it's real hard for me to NOT just laugh @ a stranger AND NOT say why directly to them. "you look like Marge Simpson." and they're a guy.
getting your ass kicked is a not so great moment
wait, ever have a bad outing w/crappy people you don't even know, and blame the person who gave you the weed & they weren't even around? why is that?
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Re: great moments in hemp
tamra,
...getting your ass kicked is a great moment in tequila ;p
as the guy who usually gets blamed for giving somebody else weed i know exactly what your talking about....and us stoners had shit to do too, still do!
...getting your ass kicked is a great moment in tequila ;p
as the guy who usually gets blamed for giving somebody else weed i know exactly what your talking about....and us stoners had shit to do too, still do!
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
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Re: great moments in hemp
tamra,
when it's the end of the world wouldn't it be better to start cannibalizing people while they're fat and healthy instead of waiting till your desperate and everybody is all skin and bones?
send more cheetos ;p
when it's the end of the world wouldn't it be better to start cannibalizing people while they're fat and healthy instead of waiting till your desperate and everybody is all skin and bones?
send more cheetos ;p
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Re: great moments in hemp
hellifiknow,
depends on who the person is. in some cases, no thanks, I'm good, I'll pass
depends on who the person is. in some cases, no thanks, I'm good, I'll pass
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Re: great moments in hemp
benderbroeth,
wow. Never? I've yet to meet one of those over 18? Even our presidents have lit up, but one won't admit he inhaled.
Our new mission in life: get you a fat Doobie & some great cartoons to analyze, along with a 7/11 gift card. ;p
wow. Never? I've yet to meet one of those over 18? Even our presidents have lit up, but one won't admit he inhaled.
Our new mission in life: get you a fat Doobie & some great cartoons to analyze, along with a 7/11 gift card. ;p
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Re: great moments in hemp
tamra,
right now i think i would most happy if we could just get me laid...lol
right now i think i would most happy if we could just get me laid...lol
Re: great moments in hemp
benderbroeth,
Trust me when I say this, weed is better. ;p I mean I'm not trying to influence you and I feel like a really bad after school special and I'm standing next to Pee Wee Herman and a bad priest... but seriously sex takes the least amount of time and causes the longest problems, sometimes 18 years of drama.
Damn, I wish I can remember person behind that quote (sex takes least amount of time...), because that person should be sainted!
But anywhooo.. a good joint lasts for a long time and the memories are priceless. People who hop skank weed to skank weed are like folks who hop bed to bed - no real satisfaction. But a good weed/dealer is a wife/husband, friend, confidant and more In fact, hold up a good joint while a couple is at the altar, and ask them to make a choice. I bet you, I just know it, 9 out of 10 will take the weed. The 10th mofo will take the marriage and come back a few years later pissed @ the mofos who took the joint, like "whyyyy didn't y'all tell me!!!"
But since you trying to get laid, all that I just said went out the window huh? well call DIAL-A-HOE and you'll be alright. ;p just don't fly the hoe in like Spitzer.
Trust me when I say this, weed is better. ;p I mean I'm not trying to influence you and I feel like a really bad after school special and I'm standing next to Pee Wee Herman and a bad priest... but seriously sex takes the least amount of time and causes the longest problems, sometimes 18 years of drama.
Damn, I wish I can remember person behind that quote (sex takes least amount of time...), because that person should be sainted!
But anywhooo.. a good joint lasts for a long time and the memories are priceless. People who hop skank weed to skank weed are like folks who hop bed to bed - no real satisfaction. But a good weed/dealer is a wife/husband, friend, confidant and more In fact, hold up a good joint while a couple is at the altar, and ask them to make a choice. I bet you, I just know it, 9 out of 10 will take the weed. The 10th mofo will take the marriage and come back a few years later pissed @ the mofos who took the joint, like "whyyyy didn't y'all tell me!!!"
But since you trying to get laid, all that I just said went out the window huh? well call DIAL-A-HOE and you'll be alright. ;p just don't fly the hoe in like Spitzer.
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Re: great moments in hemp
benderbroeth,
no fair changing the topic from "great moments in hemp" to "great moments in not getting any pussy"...total buzz kill man
President Obama's grandma proves all conspiracy theorists are democrats. ;p
no fair changing the topic from "great moments in hemp" to "great moments in not getting any pussy"...total buzz kill man
President Obama's grandma proves all conspiracy theorists are democrats. ;p
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP