RichardPryor.com Forums

I saw an adveritzement featuring Isaac Hayes for a Scientology church doing something in Harlem. It made me think of a story a guy I used to work with told me.

He joined the Church of Scientology when he was young. A friend took him, telling him how great it was. His first night attending a function he ran into the "welcome wagon." After leaving her room the next morning all he could think of was how great this Scientology stuff was, and how he wanted to fuck her again. After going to the pharmacy to get something for crabs, he went again that night to the church. She was into another new guy, but he got to rap to some other women and got laid again. Next thing he knew he was a member and the pussy fountain was shut off.

Eventually he left the church and went to some group of ex-scientology people and found that several guys had very similar stories of how they got into the church, next thing they knew, they were brainwashed by the pus-say!

JTF,

I think ALL organized religions are fucked up and to some extent they ALL brainwash people.

Catholism uses guilt-Scientology uses pus-say it's all the same

Yup Mama T the M.O. all organized religions use to brainwash people is always the same FEAR, GUILT or PUS-SAY!!!

It's been this way since the beginning of time and it'll continue this way til the end

Personally for me-if my PUS-SAY is going to be used for manipulation purposes it's going to be for MY purposes NOT some fucked up religion's

God Bless the power of the PUS-SAY!!

Luchia & Trudy,

One of the best places to score is in church! I just loved the way the guy told me about it. He was so easy in mentioning that she gave him crabs! That's why I didn't make a big deal about it.

I remember a penticostal church I went to. I was like 19 and in a night service where some cats were up and praying about needing help fighting their addictions and stuff. It was like an AA meeting! They called me out and asked what I wanted the church to pray for me for and I answered "alcohol."

While the prayer was being said a note got passed to me: Call me... Brother Bruce. Next thing you know, we're out there drunk as hell, chasing skirts, smokin good herb, (he's got his other shit he's doin, but all I ever cared for was some drink and smoke) I kinda miss those days...

JTF,
This thread is hysterical!

JTF,

I love you new avitar. When I first saw it one of Mr. P's routines from [/i]That Nigger's Crazy[/i] came to mind. You remember the one where he talks about winos not being afraid of nothen but runnin out of wine. And how they're able to deal with ANYBODY-even Dracula and the wino looks at Dracula and asks (among other HILARIOUS questions)...
[Font size=5 face=s color=blue]Why don't you get your teeth fixed nigga?[/font]

SweetLuchia,

I was thinkin about changing it again. Betcha didn't know I was in a movie with someone...

(OK, this is what happens when it's 3am, you have photoshop, and you should really get to bed...)


.
[img]http://www.richardpryor.com/forums/attachments/exp2.jpg[/img]
[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/images/ ... h/exp2.jpg[/img]

Jennifer,

Yeah, church is always good for a laugh. The preacher from the pentecostal church ended up ripping off one of the members, ruined someone's credit who co-signed a loan for him and came damn near getting his ass kicked by my main man Brother Bruce. I heard he's working with those promise keepers now. The motherfucker looked a bit like Michael Spinks, with Leon's gap...
[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/images/ ... h/leon.jpg[/img]

JTF,

You goofy fucker

WHy go to bed when you can make me laugh?

JTF,

Hey how'd you change your posts around like that?