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I saw an adveritzement featuring Isaac Hayes for a Scientology church doing something in Harlem. It made me think of a story a guy I used to work with told me.
He joined the Church of Scientology when he was young. A friend took him, telling him how great it was. His first night attending a function he ran into the "welcome wagon." After leaving her room the next morning all he could think of was how great this Scientology stuff was, and how he wanted to fuck her again. After going to the pharmacy to get something for crabs, he went again that night to the church. She was into another new guy, but he got to rap to some other women and got laid again. Next thing he knew he was a member and the pussy fountain was shut off.
Eventually he left the church and went to some group of ex-scientology people and found that several guys had very similar stories of how they got into the church, next thing they knew, they were brainwashed by the pus-say!
One of the best places to score is in church! I just loved the way the guy told me about it. He was so easy in mentioning that she gave him crabs! That's why I didn't make a big deal about it.
I remember a penticostal church I went to. I was like 19 and in a night service where some cats were up and praying about needing help fighting their addictions and stuff. It was like an AA meeting! They called me out and asked what I wanted the church to pray for me for and I answered "alcohol."
While the prayer was being said a note got passed to me: Call me... Brother Bruce. Next thing you know, we're out there drunk as hell, chasing skirts, smokin good herb, (he's got his other shit he's doin, but all I ever cared for was some drink and smoke) I kinda miss those days...
I love you new avitar. When I first saw it one of Mr. P's routines from [/i]That Nigger's Crazy[/i] came to mind. You remember the one where he talks about winos not being afraid of nothen but runnin out of wine. And how they're able to deal with ANYBODY-even Dracula and the wino looks at Dracula and asks (among other HILARIOUS questions)...
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Yeah, church is always good for a laugh. The preacher from the pentecostal church ended up ripping off one of the members, ruined someone's credit who co-signed a loan for him and came damn near getting his ass kicked by my main man Brother Bruce. I heard he's working with those promise keepers now. The motherfucker looked a bit like Michael Spinks, with Leon's gap...
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