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Fri 28 May, 2004 15:46

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police say.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

"At KFC, they do chicken right!"

"Isn't it time for some really good chicken?"


Is it safe to call him "hen-pecked?"

JTF,

Now that's what I call a...

(ya ready?)

...FOWL BALL.

JTF,



Big Deal


I'v fucked worse

smjmcomic,

LOL That's so true, we all got a few!!!!!!

Anditsdeeptoo,





With all fairness I'm sure I made some a few list's too bitter breakups will do that!

JTF,
Whay happened to the poor hen!!!!!


He didn't do nothin!

billyb0y,

"The hen was slaughtered after the incident."

There is no word on whether the remains were sent to a KFC near you...

I'm just glad nobody's made any jokes about the colonel's secret recipe. That would truly be in bad taste.

PS. I think the usage of the term "him" is incorrect, as hens are female. The male is a cock, or rooster. Not to be confused of course with... oh nevermind...

JTF,
Pick Pick Pick

The Hen was fucked then slaughtered



And I thought I was having a bad day