Man commits suicide after sex with hen
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Man commits suicide after sex with hen
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Fri 28 May, 2004 15:46
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police say.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
Fri 28 May, 2004 15:46
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police say.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
"At KFC, they do chicken right!"
"Isn't it time for some really good chicken?"
Is it safe to call him "hen-pecked?"
"Isn't it time for some really good chicken?"
Is it safe to call him "hen-pecked?"
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
JTF,
Now that's what I call a...
(ya ready?)
...FOWL BALL.
Now that's what I call a...
(ya ready?)
...FOWL BALL.
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
JTF,
Big Deal
I'v fucked worse
Big Deal

I'v fucked worse
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
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Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
smjmcomic,
LOL That's so true, we all got a few!!!!!!

LOL That's so true, we all got a few!!!!!!

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Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
Anditsdeeptoo,
With all fairness I'm sure I made some a few list's too bitter breakups will do that!
With all fairness I'm sure I made some a few list's too bitter breakups will do that!
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
JTF,
Whay happened to the poor hen!!!!!

He didn't do nothin!
Whay happened to the poor hen!!!!!












He didn't do nothin!
It's just me being me
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
billyb0y,
"The hen was slaughtered after the incident."
There is no word on whether the remains were sent to a KFC near you...
I'm just glad nobody's made any jokes about the colonel's secret recipe. That would truly be in bad taste.
PS. I think the usage of the term "him" is incorrect, as hens are female. The male is a cock, or rooster. Not to be confused of course with... oh nevermind...
"The hen was slaughtered after the incident."
There is no word on whether the remains were sent to a KFC near you...

I'm just glad nobody's made any jokes about the colonel's secret recipe. That would truly be in bad taste.
PS. I think the usage of the term "him" is incorrect, as hens are female. The male is a cock, or rooster. Not to be confused of course with... oh nevermind...
Re: Man commits suicide after sex with hen
The Hen was fucked then slaughtered
And I thought I was having a bad day
And I thought I was having a bad day
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson