Hey ya'll

Do you know this puck azz called me today!!!!!! I answered and asked "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

He stuttered and while he was trying to get his words together, I hung up.

CLICK

Yeah, that is what that dog gets.

JTF,
BINGO-(scratching his head)"....how the hell did I miss that!!!"

smjmcomic,

That's alright baby, even thouh you admitted not having jack, I still luv ya!

JTF,


Checkout Bingo gettin all up in that shit!!

tis2flyyy,


I aint got shit


I don't need much I could use a car tho its kidda killing my comedy. I have no Visa, no phone I have enough friends I do pretty good with the ladys for a over grown midget.

I try to keep it simple I just wanna be the best comic I can be and I know my best stuff is still light years ahead of me so no rush just doing what I can for the time being.

tis2flyyy,

This story sounds familiar, but I previously heard it from a different point of view...

















...with pictures!


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Mister Gee,

Oh Gee, I did not know you aare in ENGLAND!!!!!

Wow!

I am talking to a real live ENGLISHMAN!

WHAZUP!!!!


Anyway, U R right, I did like him by his looks, when I first saw him - like I said, he was TALL, DARK & HANDSOME. He said that he was doing the damn thing, so I was going by what he said. but when I put him on front street, it was like all the jacked up stuff I tild you.

But check it, Why am I bringing dude up? Because I thought that I was real selective and that I had my choosing skillz in order, but dude slip through my defense cracks. I think I was lonely and wanted a boyfriend and I though he would do.

Anyway, if I see him again, I am going to hook him up with the jobs page, like you said. I am going to fold it into an airplane, place a dollar in the fold quarter and aim it at him, while I drive past him, sitting at the bus stop. Will that do?

Peace to you to,

One love,
T

tis2flyyy,

Yeah, but most people are tryin to get their sh*t together, we spend all our lives tryin to give our kids that which we didn't have coming up. But life can hit you with bad breaks and set-backs, and people are quick to judge you when the gravy runs dry. If he was worth his salt, you would know it by the drive in his eyes to change his condition. I didn't know that the man was pushin 40+, so I can see your point of view. But there must've been something about him that you liked or else you wouldn't have entertained a minute with him, or even mentioned him later (nuh true?)

Next time you see him, give him the jobs page from your paper, a bus pass & a dollar.... hopefully he might create the break to make his dreams come true!

as for Rolls, you can pick an old one up reasonably cheap over here, but maintaining the MF will cripple you!

Peace gee

Mister Gee,

If the homeboy was in his twenty's I would have gave him a ghetto pass. But dude is 45!!!!! He ain't got no excuse!

& PU-LEASE- how many brotha rollin in a Rollz???? I have met ONE since I was in LA and this is the ROLLZ CAPITOL - and his ass was a P-I-M-P, on the real!

Now, I am not trying to floss because God knows that I am thankful for all that I have been blessed with, but come on now.

As far as "NOBODIES", I will holla at a nobody if he is nice, but he has to have the foundation in tack - JOB, RIDE and a PLACE to live. Anything else is just BULLSH*&^%$T, ya dig?

I know women be like GOLD DIGGA's but dang, All I am trying to say is BROTHAS - GET YOUR SH(*&^%$T together!

Thanks for your thoguhts - what do suppose I should tell homeboy if I see him again?

tis2flyyy,

Hey we all started out as broke breddas in the beginning. I remember my "no car" days & how women used to look at you like you're "any boy" (a nobody) . Then suddenly you roll in a benz and they all wanna be friends. It's amazing how your zodiac-signs suddenly becomes compatible behind the wheel of a nice ride. Of course, should your situation change, then the horoscope readings won't look so good!

But, we still love ya!! ;p

Peace gee