For the Ladies....Ok, & for the Men too!

by **tis2flyyy** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:04 am

bcddjjsc690,
Funny this thread is back up....
I had an incident this weekend.

I went out dancing and a guy I have known for a while was there with his girl. They invited me to sit with them.

She is cool, but thinks everyone wants her scrawny little man. (NOT!)

Anyway, he asks me to dance AND buys my drink. He always call me "lil sister", so I was like, "cool". Anyway, the broad got an attitude behind the whole thing and started popping shit.

I got up and left the table as that was drama and I need none of that in my life.

All of a sudden, the girl hauls off and shoves the guys into a crowd of people on the dance floor and he stumbles backwards. Wellllll, some other lillte shorty, that he also calls his "lil sister" came rushing to his aid - saw what the girl did and shoved her ass. NOw, dude girl is REAL skinny - so she took off flying when ole gorl hoved her.

Then security came.

I do not know what happened, but I was laughing my ass off!
Caused all of that trouble and did not even do nottin!

by **bcddjjsc690** » Fri May 26, 2006 4:13 pm

tis2flyyy,
I went to an after the bar closed party at a friend's one night, and when we pulled up to his apartment , he and his ol' lady were fighting out in the parking lot, it took 3 of us break it up .When we finally had Wendel subdued , Renee came up to us and said " You got him ?" we said yes, because 2 of us were holding his arms to his sides so he couldn't get away . " You sure ? " she asks again , and we said "YES we got him "... So She hauls off and punches him square in the nose ,and breaks it . Well we couldn't continue to hold him after that . And while he was giving her a whooping , He told her " You want to hit like man , you get beat like a man ! "

by **tis2flyyy** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:57 am

hellifiknow,

We ARE related, Bro!

That story was FUNNY as hell!

& I agree with your Mom! She is the BOMB Diggity!

by **hellifiknow** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:23 pm

tis2flyyy,

We have got to be related

I had a simular experience with a bill collector who was so posotive he had the right guy he was rude as hell, he thought I showed up to pay the bill and I think he thought that little counter he was behind was adequate protection too.

My mom used to tell me "when a woman puts herself in a mans shoes knock her out of them"...

My friend knocked Miss Nude Kansas out after she kicked him in the nuts at a tit bar during another friends stag party, he approached what he thought was a local dancing girl and asked if he could buy a blow job for the guy getting married...he's ignorant and thinks every dancing girl will also do extracuricular activity for tips which they usually will and she said yes for fifty bucks so he forked over the dough and she disappeared into the back room. Later she re-appeared in different clo...in clothes so he approached her and she took one shot at him but missed, he was cool about it and just wanted to tell her he thought what she done was bullshit but to keep the money, this other guy stood up to defend the girls honor and she drilled my friend in the nuts when he wasn't looking so he nailed her out of reflex and the bar fight was on, John Wayne never seen one so good. Funny thing was the only guy to go to jail was the guy getting married because everybody forgot him and hauled ass after the fight and left him passed out on pervert row.

by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:17 pm

JTF,
You sound awfully beligerant & hostile, so I am going to leave this comment alone.

And no one said anything about you fucking men, dude. or was I even remotely thinking that. That is where YOUR mind is.

& I am telling on your ass, too!

by **dougdigitalpro** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:17 pm

Well, I'll say this and JTF knows this from growing up here back in the day: The apple trees in Detroit were always on the rotten side and unkept. We had one in our backyard that, no matter what we did to it, ended up going so bad we had to cut it down. I don't know why. But I know I haven't seen a good healthy apple tree in this city for years. Kinda feel the same thing about the women here. Coincidence? I think not. That's why I have a California girl! Gotta go where the good fruit exists.

by **JTF** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:05 pm

tis2flyyy,

Maybe because I don't fuck men!

by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:03 pm

JTF,

Wellllll, you do have a poijt. But I do not know what apple trees you have been looking at because I have seen apples growing at the top.

& Some of the apples that happen to find themselves laying on the ground, have not been used and handled at all...just laying there, waiting, and getting looked over in the mean while because they might not be as beautiful or as tasty looking than others.

But I note, you did NOT mention anything about men having to be stomped on

, pray tell, why is that?

by **JTF** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:54 pm

tis2flyyy,

I think you have a point about the apples compared to women thing...

The thing to remember is that if you look at an apple tree, there are no apples sitting on top of it. This just goes to show that there are no good women! So we settle for some bruised and scarred apples we find at the store that have already been handled by everybody that happens by, several mexicans on the way to where you saw it, and the first guy that picked it from the tree and tossed it in the big pile that wasn't good enough for him to keep!

by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:23 pm

dougdigitalpro,

Ahhhh Boo, you know, when you talk all sweet like that, I just melt like ice roasting over an open fire!

See, ya'll DDP has total control over me! I am cooler than a fan now!

DDP, I was having a flash back and you knows I how get when I am reliving some of these past "spirited" moments of mines!

Hey ya'll, see why THIS is the MAN that I love!