For the Ladies....Ok, & for the Men too!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:22 pm

I thought of JTF when I read this and had to share!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Post by **Momof5** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:18 am

tis2flyyy,

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

That's too funny

Post by **Appaloosa** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:19 am

tis2flyyy,
thats a nice analogy......hey i noticed that sayin in a movie ......the one that DDoug has as a signature i guess.......the one about ......he is an artist......an to change the game.......i just seen a movie an the line was in there ........but reading his posts i seen that an liked what he said.......Change the Game......;yeah thats what its all about......

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:49 pm

Appaloosa,

I agree with you!
Yes, my dear heart (STEVE - aka DDP) did Change the Game, in many ways, but in particular with me. He was strong enough and man enough to climb to the top of the tree and grab me!
I am certain he will read this post and will appreciate your sentiments. I thank you, from the bottom of both of our hearts.

Momof5,

I did not have to stomp Steve, though. HE is PERFECT ! for me, anyway. But before it is over, he may have to stomp the shit out of me to get me to act right!

In our relationship, he is the level headed one. I am in the boughs most of the time. He spends a considerable amount of time keeping me cool. I am learning to chill out though. Haven't cussed anybody out in over a month!

Post by **hellifiknow** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:52 pm

Appaloosa,

and you know if we made a crack about stomping the shit out of women everybody would raise hell and start burning their bras, shit they don't even wear bras anymore...ok, burning their thongs. Heyyyyy! wanna come over and help me kick the old ladies ass?

Tis, I didn't skip you we almost posted at the same time...besides if I would have known you was here I would have been to scared to say that.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:00 pm

hellifiknow,

Dont be scurrrrrred (That is how they say scared in the dirty south hoods!)

& on the real.....Some women need the shit stomped out of their ass. Dumb ass broads (those who let their kids get child molested and do nothing about it, those who are perpetual welfare recipients - keep on having babies and abuse them by not giving them a good and decent home & not enough love, woman who hit on men and think that they can do that because a man is not suppose to hit a woman...you know, broads like that!)

OK, I SAID IT! Now what? Are the feminists gonna come after my ass and tell me off too?.......me? one of the female persuasion?

I told my son, NEVER HIT A GIRL< WOMAN< FEMALE< WHATEVER (someone who looks like a woman, but might not be a woman, for real). Instead, I told him to call me with the "911-111111" and I will beat her azz for you.

Case example: One time, his "girlfriend" got mad at him while they were play wrestling. She hauled off and scratched the holy shit out of him. He had this big ole gash in the center of his forehead. Real ugly and looks mighty painful. He called me crying and sheeeiiittt (big wuss). I said "What did you do to that girl?" HE said "Nuttin', I was just winning and she got mad...that is all.". Being that my son is no liar, I believed him. Soooooooo, I immediately braided my hair up like Snoop Dogg, rubbed vaseline all over my face and arms (so the razor blades can [/i]slide off[/i], not penetrate - in case the homegirl I was conforting was like foxy brown or something), put on my leather motorcycle jacket with the fringes hanging off the sleeves, caught the next thing smoking to Maryland.....& I went to SEE her azz.

The people on the plane were looking at me like I was deranged! I was laughing out loud to myself and shit. I was like STRAIGHT ride or die this night, so I was not giving a care.

WHen I showed up, they ALL where shocked. No one could believe that I flew across the country that fast. & let me tell you, once I saw my kids face, I was going to commit a 1-8-7 on this girl's azz!

(1-8-7 is the police radio code for a probable homicide), She was smart, she started stuttering and apologizing, crying, pleading for her life. I was like "If I wanted my son to have scars on his forehead, I would have dropped his azz on it when he was a hollering azz little baby!"

I did not beat her up....that day. But I shook the shit out of her!!!! & I told her, just like Wyatt Earp told the town sheriff......"If you don't be careful, you are gonna SEE me one time too many".

I guess talking and acting like that, folks would be scared, huh? .

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I am cool though. Don't mess with my kid and people will never see that side of me. Mess with my son and your ass is grass and I will be the RIDING lawn mower! & don't mess with my man or my cats either. Or my Mom or Dad. But you can mess with my oldest sister because I am mad at her right now, and my oldest brother too. But not my baby brother and my sister that is in the middle. Ok, and Bcdd & Helli and Momof5 and Appaloosa and Jennifer and Bingolong and JTF and jane_haze and my main man MurphD and the persina comic, and... and all hell...all the post memberss at the RP.com..yeah, don't mess with none of them & we are cool! ;p

Post by **dougdigitalpro** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:16 pm

Appaloosa,
thanks for that shout out. I appreciate it alot.

and yes...this is the woman I love. Vaseline and all. ;p

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:23 pm

dougdigitalpro,

Ahhhh Boo, you know, when you talk all sweet like that, I just melt like ice roasting over an open fire!

See, ya'll DDP has total control over me! I am cooler than a fan now!

DDP, I was having a flash back and you knows I how get when I am reliving some of these past "spirited" moments of mines!

Hey ya'll, see why THIS is the MAN that I love!

Post by **JTF** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:54 pm

tis2flyyy,

I think you have a point about the apples compared to women thing...

The thing to remember is that if you look at an apple tree, there are no apples sitting on top of it. This just goes to show that there are no good women! So we settle for some bruised and scarred apples we find at the store that have already been handled by everybody that happens by, several mexicans on the way to where you saw it, and the first guy that picked it from the tree and tossed it in the big pile that wasn't good enough for him to keep!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:03 pm

JTF,

Wellllll, you do have a poijt. But I do not know what apple trees you have been looking at because I have seen apples growing at the top.

& Some of the apples that happen to find themselves laying on the ground, have not been used and handled at all...just laying there, waiting, and getting looked over in the mean while because they might not be as beautiful or as tasty looking than others.

But I note, you did NOT mention anything about men having to be stomped on

, pray tell, why is that?