A man walks into a talent agent's office...

by **mojones** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:45 am

Anditsdeeptoo,

I'm not a big fan of the Aristocrats or Sophisticates joke. But I loved the one about the pianist...told by Drew Carey and Robin Williams in the movie. Priceless....just silly and fun.

by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:29 pm

bingolong,

It's a stupid fucking joke, but you can't help but try to put your own twist on it...

by **bingolong** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:40 pm

tis2flyyy,
Doing good!!!

by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:35 pm

bingolong,

I am roling because .....I saw it too recently!!!

How have U been?

by **bingolong** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:25 pm

Visitor,
I think I know where you are going with this...

[/i]"......it's a family act with me my wife and my two kids!!! It starts with my wife juggling 3 dildos and while thats happening I'm jumping up down on my kids back.....when all the sudden I pull my pants down and take a big dump all over them.....Then for the grand finale my Uncle Gus comes out and bites my wife on the ass,takes the dildos she is juggling and shoves them in every open orafice in his body and has a heart attack while doing it!!!!!"

The talent agent looks and says "Hmm Sounds like an interesting act... what do you call it?"

The man says,"The Aristocrats!!!"[/i]

You just saw the movie "The Aristocrats" too huh?The joke sucks to me but it's really all in the delivery that makes it funny .....Can't do it justice typing it out ya know...