A man walks into a talent agent's office...
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A man walks into a talent agent's office...
and tells the agent, "Do I have an act for you"
Re: A man walks into a talent agent's office...
Visitor,
I think I know where you are going with this...
[/i]"......it's a family act with me my wife and my two kids!!! It starts with my wife juggling 3 dildos and while thats happening I'm jumping up down on my kids back.....when all the sudden I pull my pants down and take a big dump all over them.....Then for the grand finale my Uncle Gus comes out and bites my wife on the ass,takes the dildos she is juggling and shoves them in every open orafice in his body and has a heart attack while doing it!!!!!"
The talent agent looks and says "Hmm Sounds like an interesting act... what do you call it?"
The man says,"The Aristocrats!!!"[/i]
You just saw the movie "The Aristocrats" too huh?The joke sucks to me but it's really all in the delivery that makes it funny .....Can't do it justice typing it out ya know...
I think I know where you are going with this...
[/i]"......it's a family act with me my wife and my two kids!!! It starts with my wife juggling 3 dildos and while thats happening I'm jumping up down on my kids back.....when all the sudden I pull my pants down and take a big dump all over them.....Then for the grand finale my Uncle Gus comes out and bites my wife on the ass,takes the dildos she is juggling and shoves them in every open orafice in his body and has a heart attack while doing it!!!!!"
The talent agent looks and says "Hmm Sounds like an interesting act... what do you call it?"
The man says,"The Aristocrats!!!"[/i]
You just saw the movie "The Aristocrats" too huh?The joke sucks to me but it's really all in the delivery that makes it funny .....Can't do it justice typing it out ya know...
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Re: A man walks into a talent agent's office...
bingolong,
I am roling because .....I saw it too recently!!!
How have U been?
I am roling because .....I saw it too recently!!!How have U been?
Where is the LOVE?
Re: A man walks into a talent agent's office...
tis2flyyy,
Doing good!!!
Doing good!!!
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: A man walks into a talent agent's office...
bingolong,
It's a stupid fucking joke, but you can't help but try to put your own twist on it...
It's a stupid fucking joke, but you can't help but try to put your own twist on it...
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"Nobody ever said they wanted to grow up to be a critic." -RP
Re: A man walks into a talent agent's office...
Anditsdeeptoo,
I'm not a big fan of the Aristocrats or Sophisticates joke. But I loved the one about the pianist...told by Drew Carey and Robin Williams in the movie. Priceless....just silly and fun.
I'm not a big fan of the Aristocrats or Sophisticates joke. But I loved the one about the pianist...told by Drew Carey and Robin Williams in the movie. Priceless....just silly and fun.
