<t>Had one about seven years ago, had been out the night before and drunk copious amounts of lager and whiskey.<br/> <br/> Sitting at work on a till with a shop full of customers, tried to squeeze one out, unfortunately squeezed a tad too hard and shit me pants!<br/> <br/> I was the only member of s...

<t>I have been a member for quite a while, the reason I joined was for my love and respect for Richard Pryor.<br/> <br/> I haven't made many posts but read other people's posts regularly.<br/> <br/> People like RICHARD (the King), Jennifer, Bingolong, JTF & Anditsdeeptoo make me laugh and cry, b...

yo moma's got so much hair on her breasts they remind me of coconuts...

and she so fat somebody said "It's chilly outside", so she ran and got a bowl

Same from me guys, me and everyone I know are OK.
Nice to know you are thinking of the UK at this time.

Thoughts go out to everyone affected by this act of pure evil.

Never thought I'd say this but Tony Blair was right: we won't let them defeat us or our way of life.

<r><E>):)</E> <br/> Hiya everyone...<br/> Don't know why but i'm sitting here and I feel like I don't have a worry in the world. Sometimes I get really down and others i;m on a massive high, there seems to be no in-between!<br/> <br/> Anyway before I ever so quickly bore you all, I just wanted to sh...