Like my buddy Billy preaches..... BREATH! got those results

[smjmcomic]

Ok so the Comedy Union called me today wanting to know if I would be able to do another gig. Well everything inside of me was saying "Oh Hell No!" But for some reason a yes came out of my stupid ass mouth. Its ok I'm going back and I have something special planned YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS.


Sorry I havent been around one of my cats had to be rushed to the Pet ER today he was just about dead but he's stable now and I'm nervous as hell as I sit and wait for test results everybody know knows me on a personal level knows how my cats are a huge part of my life. So I'm just hoping for the best. Sassy (I did not name him he had that name when we adopted him) Is a diabetic he was well into a diabetic coma when I found him the vet said its lucky I found him when I did or he would have been dead in less then an hour. Other than that the nets down at my couins house so I wont be on too much during the day.


Other than that crap I'm doing really well me and Danielle (Girlfriend) Are talking about long term plans and we are so excited about was lays ahead. I'm so lucky to have her no matter how down I am she always picks my head up and makes me feel like I'm loved and wanted and that something none of my past girlfriends could do.

Ok I'm done


I love you guys!

[Jennifer]

smjmcomic,
I hope your baby kitty will be ok-

[NickFlanagan]

Shawn,

I've gone back to places that have treated me shoddily. All experiences onstage are just that, a little experience. And isn't it funny that they asked you back even though they said they wouldn't? It seems that's way things can be in the TBSL world of comedy.

Best wishes to your cat. And I'm glad to hear you have a sweet lady. I want one!

[billyb0y]

smjmcomic,
It's been a long time SJM and I was thinking that maybe you did something stupid like got married or something...sorry that's my bitterness talking.
I'm sure she's a wonderful girl
The secret to life is..[Font size=3 face=t color=green]KEEP GETTING UP!!!!!!![/font] No matter how many times you get knocked on your ass keep getting up.

[JTF]

smjmcomic,

Hope your pussy gets better.

And long term plans with the g/f? Good luck with it. I've been with mine for a year and avoid that stuff like a Wayans brothers film...

[Ben Robinson]

smjmcomic,
I once accidenly brought an open bottle of liqour on stage to use in my act. Apparently it almost got the club shut down. They were understanding since I'm just some punk kid fucking around on stage. But if you want to revenge fuck that club, bring in a micky of vodka and chug it while talking to the police on a cellphone. Work it into your act. It'll be hilarious

[Jennifer]

Ben Robinson,

That's funny!

[JTF]

Ben Robinson,

Who do you think he is, Dean Martin?

[smjmcomic]

I have been meaning to reply to ya all but I havent slept in 2 days and my girlfriend's bagging me to go to bed.



My eyes are burning

[JTF]

smjmcomic,

SHe's begging for it, huh? You stud you! Go on and show her what you're made of... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....