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Re: What in the fuck is wrong with me?

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Ok so I was planning to call my girlfriends ex boyfriend (dirty stalker) while I was on stage and fuck with him but she really is afraid of this guy cuz he's creppy but legal action has been threatend and since then he has backed off. Its funny when I get him on the phone and ask him to meet me somewhere too give him a chance to cash in on his words he never shows up what a pussy. If he wants to dance I'm right here I guess you could say I have a bit of a little man complex but I really enjoy fighting I love to be hit I'm sick. Its not pretty when I loose it and this punk is pressing his luck but she knows how he is and she thinks that if we did fight his friends would jump in or him would stab me. Damn shame why can't people just fight fair these days? So what you get your ass kicked big deal move on you don't have to have your buddy finesh your mess just cuz you can't fight if you ask me I think it makes you look like less of a man when you have to have your buddies jump in or use a wepon.


Anyways I'm getting a setlist together for my next gig it should be fun its a mix of old and new I hate to amit it but I think this set will have more mainstream apeal than my last. Its stuff I think more people will understand and relate to in a since.


And no I wont be asking her to merry me for atleast a little while longer but I'll give you guys a heads up when the time is nearing ;)


We should be getting my kitty's test results today I'll pass them along when I get them boy its nerve racking.

All and all I'v been happy just little things here and there and bugging me but it will all workout.
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"

Mike Tyson
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Re: What in the fuck is wrong with me?

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We found out what was up with Sassy (kitty) We were giving him too much insulin so the vet is having us give him a lower dosage. he should be ok. That's a load off I'm so happy.
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"

Mike Tyson
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