A bit of humor

[Dagona]

There were these two brothers, one was five and one was six, and they were outside playing when the six year old looked at the five year old and said, "I'm six now, I think I can swear." The five year old's eyes got really big and he whispered, "Whatcha gonna say?" The six year old thinks and thinks and then says, "I'm gonna say 'what the hell." The five year old says, "Cool, I'm going to say it too." And the six year old said, "no you can't, its mine." So the five year old looks at his brother and asks, "Well, what can I say?" The six year old thinks and thinks then says, "Well, grampa always says 'bet your ass' so that's what you can say." The five year old agrees and they go home and go to bed. The next morning, they get up and go down for breakfast, the mom looks at the 6 year old and asks, "What are you going to have for breakfast?" The six year old thinks and thinks then says, "What the hell, I'll have cornflakes." the mom's eyes get real big, she grabs him, spanks his ass, washes his mouth out with soap and sits him back down. She's all a frustrated when she looks at the five year old and asks, "And what are YOU going to have for breakfast?" The five year old looks at his brother then looks back at his mom and says, "Well bet your ass I'm not having cornflakes."

Didn't realize how long this was until i wrote it out, but still one that cracks anyone up that I tell it to.

Dag

[billyb0y]

Dagona,
Good one and welcome!
I think I heard that before with two different swearwords